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@JewishGirly Mazal. I'd definitely have to show my appreciation if you ever were able to get my whirling weiner to stop. A penis that flies away would be a fate worse than Priapus.

@bubbaemery I will risk my life if I have to, just to get that propeller to stop spinning around. 😂

I think the reason I don't get the whole Catching Print trend is that I don't really care how big or small a man's penis is. I understand that they come in all different sizes but for me, one isn't more desirable than the other. That said, how big is your penis? 😂 📏

@JewishGirly That would be terrible. I know you're not supposed to stop a spinning object with your hands. However, you might have to so it doesn't fly away. You're a lawyer. Do Good Samaritan laws apply to phalluses just in case anything bad happens in the process of trying to save it?

@bubbaemery I love the color pink! And I love that so many of the heads of penises have some bit of pink about them. This offer is too tempting! But don't spin it around like a propeller too much, he might start to fly away 😂 🚁

@JewishGirly I could always spin it like a propeller to distract you. Or show just the head at first since you like the color pink ;).

@bubbaemery It definitely falls on the larger side of average but I love that it suits you & you really wouldn't want It to be bigger. But bigger or smaller, it come down to making sure it provides you & your partners pleasure. I might be a little intimidated by it. But just initially 😊

@JewishGirly I don't think it's too big in general, but I don't think I would want to be bigger. Just too big for average sized condoms to be ideal. I view it similarly to if a medium sized shirt is too small to be ideal. Only a couple of women have said it's too big.

@bubbaemery 7 inches is a very substantial penis. Especially when you add thickness into the mix. How very impressive! Do you ever feel like your penis is too big? Do men ever think that? I just realized how silly I sounded typing that. I should have asked if women ever say it's too big?

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@Aisyah_jzr You have to earn it first.

@JewishGirly Me. Too bad there isn't a way you could spin a dreidel with as many sides as necessary for the drawing instead of a wheel.

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@JewishGirly @Kevink55515607 There was a baseball player that used to do interviews naked and it frightened a female reporter. Story starts at 2:07 in the video. youtu.be/7bTi3ki61MI?si…

@Kevink55515607 Talk about a dream job! But I would get into so much trouble for stealing glances at everyone's penises as they come out of the shower, naked & wet. And I would know what every one of their penises look like. I bet men who play sports have great bodies & beautiful cocks. 😍

What a nail biter! Congrats to the Los Angeles Dodgers on their back-to-back World Series win! And HUGE props to the Toronto Blue Jays who gave them one hell of a run for their money. These two teams gave us one of the best World Series ever. ⚾ Fireworks everywhere! 🎆

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@JewishGirly It's not that different from things women might be insecure about. Like if a woman gets complimented on something that they're self-conscious about it can be reassuring. Women notice color and shape of the head and general aesthetic over just sheer size like men might assume.

I feel like women don't compliment men's penises very often. Maybe we feel awkward doing so. So my question is, what sort of compliments would you like to receive from a woman? And secondly, have you ever been given a penis compliment by a woman & if so what was it?

@JewishGirly Yeah, girth is the most important difference for condom sizing. Who said being thick is a problem :p?

@bubbaemery I have heard that the larger sized condoms, like a Magnum aren't really designed for longer penises. Regular condoms are long already. But they are meant to accommodate girthier eggplants. I'm glad you found a condom that fits well. Being thick is a nice problem to have 😊

I've asked about measuring your penises but I don't think I ever asked how thick you are. In a world where size might matter, I'd say thickness would be where it would matter most. Do you know your circumference? If you're comfortable letting me know, I'd be curious. 📏