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@DuanyayEnasche did you dine and dash?

🎀🏄🏻‍♀️🐠 #fishtanklive

@NoLimitGains k but it was there a few weeks ago

$MSFT is back below its 200-week moving average. Every time it has hit this level, it has been a generational buy.

i dont even shake it dry i just shove it back in my pants and let my boxers do their fucking job

@fshlvr such a beautiful thing. must try

@butt_farter_ three one in the middle like a big mac

i can’t stop

@icod my cat is in a buprenorphine stupor

Can I just check, no one's cat is eating much at the moment ?

@httpszer0 ill fuck you if you want

i found out a guy ik watches fishtank, do i shoot my shot or do we think he’s an incel? #fishtanklive

@fshlvr have you improved upon one of God's greatest creations? And you won't even share????

@butt_farter_ that is for me and god to know

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Grandpa, what did you do with the 100 hours you had access to artificial superintelligence in the second week of June, 2026?

@Arubekind they are saving up for sex change surgery

Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking??

@hermitglobin diabetic heroin junkie troon

I have used this syringe so many times that the numbers have started to rub off. Harm reduction advice anyone?

@ballt0wn @ApertureKeys @BULLETSYMPHONY Town

@ApertureKeys @BULLETSYMPHONY Base

a disaster for film and culture in general in my unbiased honest opinion

@SchopenhauerNow afiw like that's a weird thing for The Terminator to say...

"A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom; for it is only when he is alone that he is really free."

@ballt0wn @DamielBernaldo @koshercockney you could see the yarmulke fall off

@DamielBernaldo @koshercockney They gettin dome

Moscow. Holy f*ck. Never seen anything like that before in my life.

@HappyPunch dude just ruined his legacy.

Alex Pereira is appealing the result of the Ciryl Gane fight and pursuing legal action 😳 “It became a life-threatening situation. We don’t know how it’s going to affect me long-term. We’re gonna talk to our lawyers, and the bill is gonna come for some people.” (via MMA Junkie)

It’s never too early to give up and go back to bed.

shut up bitch I’ll breast feed myself

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What's one book that hit differently than the rest? Classic, modern, obscure. Name it.

All low IQ people celebration white African nigga Elon Musk make $1 Trillion. My iq very high (175 iq). I'm be cry. Why? > Be 1990s in America > Much money go in internet companys with very bad price/sales ratio > NASDAQ be very high like white man on weed > Every one begin spend much. Companys buy technology, fiber optic, service, office space. Household feel rich because stock price be high so they buy much useless garbage too > "growth KPI" replace profit as key measure for make investment. > dot-com companys spend so fast. by 2000, much investor think "when company make money?" > investor panic. "oh fuck nigga. All this dot-com company valuation too high" >panic sell of dot-com company begin. Because Dot-com company valuation drive NASDAQ valuation, all NASDAQ collapse. Now more people panic. People start sell stock in every industry. > Result? hundreds dot com companys go bankrupt. TRILLIONS of value go from retail investor to sophisticated institution investor like hedge fund/private equity that get early dot-com stock access. > Household stop spend money. Aggregate demand in economy be very low. Credit be more tight. Business spending stop. No more hire employee. No more expansion. > Economy recession begin for many year. > Be 2026 in America > Much money go in rocket and AI companys with very bad price/sales ratio ... DO YOU UNDERSTAND NIGGA? YOU SOON GO ON ONLY FAN SELL PICTURE OF YOUR BUTHOLE JUST SO YOU CAN BUY MCDONALD BURGER SO YOU AVOID STARVATION! I'm be cry.

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