@history99917180 The 5 foot 6 policeman called “Laptop” cos he was a small PC.
Wheelbarrow….only works when being pushed.
The Computer…goes to sleep when unattended for 5 minutes,
Etc.
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Brian Cuthbert
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Brian Cuthbert
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Retired but busy busy busy. Sundry Unionist. Hate Trump and MAGA.
Kingdom of Fife เข้าร่วม Kasım 2011
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Drill bit - he was a small, boring tool.
Thrush - you know the rest!
Olympic torch - he never went out.
Gurkha - never took any prisoners.
Coleslaw - the bloke was a complete cabbage.
MaxC@ColeFusionHQ
British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard
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Meanwhile in Morrisons Kirkcaldy the shelf display team had some fun,
No. You grow up!
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@John_Dabell @buitengebieden You mean John Cooper Bark surely?
Or my effort was Ken Dogg (Dodd).
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Yet another visit to a hospital today. I've been at least once a week for 5 months now. I need some time off!
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“What are you hoping to see from a second Trump administration?”
Trust me, watch it. $82, lol!
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@DalesTranslator That one carriage must be really heavy! :-)
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Unusual move along our little rural line this afternoon.
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@ConstableChaos When we visit relatives down your way (my late father was from Patrington) we always divert for fuel at Long Riston ..was Gulf, now Jet and usually cheap enough to justify a divert. From a Scotsman whose dad was a Yorkshireman….do like a bargain!
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What a difference 3 miles makes .. well specifically 6p/litre for starters .. 😱😱
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@JohnCon72636524 @MajorDMalpas Ha ha ha ha haaaah. I said that at first. Not a chance! No time!
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@MajorDMalpas Properly retired for now but if boredom takes over I might do something but no more than 16 hours a week
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When I retired at 55 fourteen months ago I wondered how I would cope from working over 300 days a year, staying in over 150 different hotels to sitting on my arse on my own sofa. It’s been a very smooth and comfortable transition
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@wweisawesome123 See them now when I look but not seen you on my “For You” for a while
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One of my followers just told me a
post of mine is showing as “deleted”
on their end, but I haven’t deleted anything.
Can anyone else let me know if my posts
are showing up normally for you?
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@Only9built Or you can do a search via TopCashback and get it cheaper AND Cashback.
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Car insurance eh!
I can either accept this or spend hours with the rat or fat Welsh git.
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@autcareandshare At least when he is sleeping he can’t try to redirect the bus driver. Not saying he would achieve this, but I bet he’d try!
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Ryan loves exploring the shops in town hes not a fan of waiting in line to be served or buying anything just looking today we did almost 3 hours of looking around the shops , he was so tired he fell asleep on the bus on the way home 😴
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@joncoupland Hilarious ..5 minutes for a fake Avis customer service scammer to find my reply to Jon and he has liked it and followed me and been blocked! Keep it fun folks!
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@joncoupland I used to get them as hire cars a lot when I worked..afraid to say they were viewed by me and my colleagues as some sort of punishment from Avis!
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Possibly one of the earliest Nissan Notes - still on the road ... On Dad's drive now 😅
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@thebestsuse @fanofKGibran What is all this I am the face of modern Britain bollocks? 🙄
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@joncoupland Coming soon-ish to a Volvo near me, whose trip mileage will also be 717.5 if I do the maths right!
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Followed by this ... people have taste
Jon Coupland@joncoupland
Very important milestone reached in the Smart Car today ...
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@thealexbear From 2009 to 2012 I ran a Superb with a 3.6 v6 petrol engine, and 4x4 DSG transmission….one of my better car choices..,really was Superb. VED was a bit sore though!
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I made the momentary slip of using a McDonald's drive thru yesterday. Saw this though, a modified Skoda Superb.
Maybe its my working class roots - but I thought it was...Superb.
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@DavidWa42275075 @RAF_Luton That must take some planning to have the small one furthest away and the largest one nearer the Canberra.
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BREAKING: Squadron of Harrier front line attack jets sent to RAF Holibobs in Cyprus to defend against baddy missile attacks. Each jet can carry 1x Environmentally Good Ordnance semi-nuclear bomb and fly in formations just 71.75ft apart
Photographed from a Canberra
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