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Just took 4 preteen girls apple picking. We left with 8 apples and 64 Tik Tok videos.

@GrantRandom Going to miss you on @SXMOctane My morning commute is going to suck now. Granted I always have to turn you off when my kids are with me bc of all the masturbation talk, but whatever. From one Chicagoan to another, good luck!

#BandsForFish Basstille

#BandsForFish Mackeralmore

#BandsForFish The Carps

#StressIn3Words What just broke?

@GregProops @WhoseLiveAnyway @WhoseRyanStiles @JoelMurray9of9 @JeffBryanDavis Thank you for an awesome show tonight and rolling with all of the local references! You guys were great!

@ejt___ He also really appreciates good ball handling.

#MoviesToMunchOn What’s Eating Goober Grape

#MoviesToMunchOn Ice Scream

#MoviesToMunchOn Children of the Popcorn

Me: This math seems awfully hard for 7th grade. 13: I’m in 8th grade. ~ and other reasons I should probably lay off the day drinking

@poshcloset1000 Wake me up - Avicii Drive - The Cars Slave to the Grind - Skid Row Drive - Incubus Cheeseburger in Paradise - Buffet Go to Sleep - Radiohead

My shower has 4 settings: Gentle waterfall Spring sprinkle Flay your skin from your bones with a thousand angry needles Relaxing rain

Peeling off skin from a sunburn #IsOddlySatisfying ….and weird as hell but also super satisfying

@idtbh1 👄👄😂

@c_puzzler Hey! I remember wax lips too!

#MyFriendsTriedToWarnMe that it might not look natural

16: Hey mom, what day is Halloween? Me: *channeling my inner Ministry* 🎵 Everyday 🎶 (I apologize to those of you who are too young to understand this reference).

@KnownComment 🙄

Saw Orion's belt last night. It was ok but not great. 3 stars.