im a hex girl and im gonna free 🇵🇸

@messedupcars I just unlocked a new emotion I didn’t know existed while staring at this post

A Red Flag Warning for high fire danger is in effect for much of North Alabama. The combination of a dry air mass and windy conditions will result in critical fire weather conditions. Outdoor burning is not recommended.

@Arron321337 @messedupfoods Some are pink. Pink Lemonade Blueberries. I planted one just because it looked neat

@capt_Scorandum @messedupfoods Blueberries are purple

@anarcho_cat Some of us are into all 3 and even a secret 4th thing (firebombing warehouses)

End the Fed

@Arron321337 @messedupfoods Orange the color is named after the fruit. Blueberries ain’t got shit on oranges.

@messedupfoods Orange. Green apples. Red delicious apples. Do I need to go on.

@whyc3lty Call of duty

so ur a gamer.. name 5 games rn

@Matt_Pinner Kleiner Scheißer

One word..

@harbizard Don’t worry, eventually you loop back around to realizing how awesome you were and make peace with the old you.

literally

@0hour1 This post is stupid. It’s not a measure of intelligence. It’s a measure of how fucking badly you don’t want to leave your house. And some days, I will happily pay $21 just to not have to get in my fucking car and fucking drive for a fucking hamburger.

@RioSlade I mean, with everything not allowed, it seems like they have a hot out on everyone

According to TikTok Justin Bieber thinks Usher or Diddy has a hit out on him And will execute it during Coachella

BREAKING: A Molotov cocktail was thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home, per FOX

@scrumble_eggs @HMS_Magnifico So just plug in a usb?? Is it wireless and runs a web server? Asking for a friend.

Fun fact: the default password for some of these type of construction signs is ‘DOTS’ and they often don’t change it.

@messedupfoods This is my comfort meal for real

@Matt_Pinner “We need to talk”

What would you call this “piece of art”?

@messedupfoods The fat that ketchup was one of the two is why their parents aren’t proud of them

@DBZdaily_ The de-Radditzer

Name this technique (Wrong answers only)

I’ve officially regained 80-85% function and mobility in my ankle!!!! I asked my doc if that was enough to try to relearn skateboarding and she just stared at me for a few seconds before changing the subject. That’s not a “no”!

I just had a lady fucking sit on me at the airport. I’m just chillin at my gate waiting for my flight and this larger lady sits down next to me, but she’s not chair size and half her ass cheek just plopped on my leg… wtf?!

@ChairladyLove But I specifically requested it

Babe?! Did you hear? No apocalypse tomorrow ☺️🥰

@ThatEricAlper It’s pretty obvious, get rats, drugs, and some jazz records

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