Mr. Captain Jedi

@BowTiedYukon Wtf is this

Is the jacked person in the room with us now? All I see is a twink…

@bestofstarwar New stories

What’s the number 1 thing you miss most from Star Wars Legends?

@edgaralandough Kpv should replace nsaids

4 week Peptide update: - Reta worked almost to well lol, as I said I didn’t need to lose weight just wanted to try it out for yall. I went from 190 to 175 pounds. No visual muscle loss but I guarantee I lost some. Cravings didnt exist. Energy was through the roof. I’m completely caffeine free. HRV did go down a tad and RHR slightly up but only by 5. - KLOW: this one has been epic for me. My back pain is basically 100% gone. I’ve had low back issues since HS sports/lifting. My knees feel great. My skin looks better than ever. I have had “red cheeks” my whole life (I have KP) and now outside of when I leave the sauna my redness is WAYYY down day to day. Skin looks tighter and feels incredibly smooth. - just started Sermorelin: my sleep has improved and RHR has as well. I’m only 5 days on this so don’t want to give a fake update. MORE TO COME! KLOW is going to become a staple for me, I’ll use Reta for future cuts. MORE TO COME! So far, loving being a Lab Rat. @_TrueVoodoo

I mean, it's a decent start, but the real gold standard for school fitness is and always will be the La Sierra High School Program, which JFK wanted to become a national program before he was killed. Imagine if it had...

BREAKING: For the first time in history, the average pound of ground beef is higher than Federal Minimum Wage. Everything is not fine.

This viral 4chan post from mid-2025 predicted WW3 and Alien Invasion. Scary thing is it's been kind of accurate so far.

@GHHILL1911 I have no idea what ruffalo has done outside playing a comic book character

Mark Ruffalo, the flaccid woke leftist, called Kurt Russell a B-Lister. If one was to compare the filmographies, Mark wouldn't even be worthy of parking Kurt's car. Who's your favorite character that Kurt brought to life?

There is not a human alive that needs to hear Green Day’s “Time of Your Life” again. Fire it into the sun.

The only difference between you and Tony Stark is that he had unlimited API tokens.

@BowTiedYukon @ArbitrageAndy1 They need a reason to test all the new technology

@ArbitrageAndy1 These events increasing a full scale invasion

These events probably increasing the likelihood of boots on the ground

@Cernovich Elon doubters are keeping the future from us

Rode with a friend who has a Tesla FSD and kept asking Grok questions to fill in some gaps he had and man this is living in the future. How the hell is anyone still an Elon doubter.

@BBGreatMoments Grok, is this really true or is this ai plain wrong

AI ranks the Top 10 baseball players of all time.

@jtimsuggs Nice troll

Still incredibly heartbroken that The Acolyte was canceled before it even had a chance to expand upon the concepts and ideas it presented in its first season. Genuinely one of the most unique Star Wars projects ever. Really hoping that we see these characters and/or this story continue in one way or another.

@midwestern_ope Front line help desk. I’ve seen calls that should frighten each and every one of you

Hardest jobs in the universe: 1. Brain surgeon 2. Aerospace engineer 3. Teaching someone how to play Euchre

Apple: 'We’re removing your app from App Store' Anything: 'Cool, we’ll just let people text an AI and build apps in iMessage instead' Bro got trolled in 4K.

@InterstellarUAP Fiction

🚨 Joe McMoneagle - US Army Project Stargate Remote Viewer 001 saw incredible things on Mars... 😱 🛸 👽 "A massive pyramid... bigger than Earth's. Large rooms inside. Protection for survivors of some cataclysm... they're in stasis... but I think it's too late. They're all dead." "They're like 10 feet tall... human-like... and the sun looks really weird." Envelope said: "Mars 1 million USBC" — and every detail matched the secret JPL images perfectly. What really happened on Mars? Ancient human civilization wiped out... or proof of alien life? What do you think the survivors were waiting for? Drop your theories below 👇

@the_P_God No

Everyone knows you’re on GLP-1s. It’s very obvious. There’s a very specific look and you have it. Everyone knows.

Trump is rambling

@trinity2pointO Woo!! We never should have stopped.

First time to the moon and back Hell yeah