cassi wiggins

@ChloeBurrows I really don’t know how anybody can say anything other than Miami

What’s the best housewives series?

@UberFacts My mom making me throw away my favorite Barbie purse after I filled it with milk and hid it in my closet

@LolOverruled Liz

@michelletandler Sounds like a you problem

This is not how I want to work for the rest of my career. I miss going downtown. I miss being around other adults during the day. I miss lunch meetings, in-person 1:1s, the hustle and bustle of the office. Will I ever go back to that, or is it sweatpants for life?

Today I had three meetings. Nobody showed up prepared. One person dialed in from the car, one from the street. One said he had reviewed my product but he had not. I'm starting to think remote work has led to some bad habits... Anybody agree or disagree?

Now seems like a good time to let everyone know somebody wrote into Deuxmoi saying they call Adam Levine baby bird because he has a tiny little peepee

@_angela_marie Yes.

Honest question why is it impossible for men to sneeze quietly

Meetingless days when you’re working from home are unmatched

Just know I’m not having a good time with everybody wearing hey dudes I truly don’t understand them

@JenaRoseXO I need names

@Kelsey_Lev Agree

Moms

@mattgaetz Babe I know you’re like 75% forehead but do you actually have a brain?

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

The Met Gala is my super bowl

The best way I can describe the month of April is in The Town when Claire says on really sunny days she always thinks of someone dying. A whole month of feeling like that every year.

@nectarsleep babe why is getting a response from the returns team like pulling teeth? I just want this misshapen mattress out of my house and refunded 😭

I paid off two loans last month and my credit score dropped over 30 points 😅

I think I have a crush on Zelenskyy

I just know something really bad is happening to Fez in these last two episodes

@chefjulieg @deuxmoiworld Omg my dad calls me a Jesus freak every time I wear mine. I’m very anti-religion and he KNOWS THAT

Every time I wear my “je suis” crew neck from @deuxmoiworld someone says “praise the lord!” or the like and I just don’t have the heart to tell them I’m an NJG from NJ.