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Music | Football | Sarcasm | Chelsea forever 💙 | Professional observer of nonsense

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2023
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@jeremyb___ @Tklemofficial Reasons why I want to be a stay home dad 🤧
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2 days later and my finger still de smell, this girl fit be de@d body
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Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
“Once you pay your rent in LA, you’re good; Lagos is super expensive” — Singer BNXN compares life in the US and Nigeria
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@bisigold_blog @iamdeejayjet1 @instablog9ja There’s multiple houses in LA for over $20m….. but that’s not the point… saying Lagos is costlier than LA and still paying $12k a month in LA is wild
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@iamdeejayjet1 @bisigold_blog @instablog9ja Not saying Lagos isn’t expensive, but LA? Come on. $12k was rent alone, and that’s for a short stay. Add everything else and the cost doubles. LA is still way more expensive than Lagos.
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KING JET@iamdeejayjet1·
@centricxr @instablog9ja Lagos is expensive, do u know some apartments in Lagos charge over 500k per night. So calculate that in 30 days.
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@bisigold_blog @instablog9ja Whatever he’s spending in Lagos would easily be 2x in LA. Most of these artists already have houses here, so even with daily expenses and monthly bills, ₦18M a month is still a lot. 😂
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bisigoldblog@bisigold_blog·
@centricxr @instablog9ja Bro Lagos island is expensive ooh. Some apartments here is about 700k a day. Especially that VIP. Rent there is something else
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TobyWrites
TobyWrites@tobyasky·
I was randomly thinking about this Riquelme guy, and how he said he was gonna sign Haaland if he wins😭 He wanted to use Florentino Perez’ playbook on him😂😂 In year 2000, Perez told the Real Madrid socios to vote for him for president, that if he wins, he’ll sign Luis Figo😂 You know the crazy part? The sitting president had won two champions league in 3 years. In fact, they just won a champions league, he was successful. You wonder how Perez was going to unseat him 😂 Figo was the best player in the world, in fact, he won BDOR later that year, and he was a Barcelona player. Perez had to look for something to say to convince people to vote him and not vote a successful president. Then he came up with a masterplan, he said if he wins the election, he’ll sign Figo. In fact, he said the best players ought to be playing for Real Madrid and he’ll bring them here, that was the start of the Galacticos era (Zidane, Delima, Beckham, etc joined after Figo…up till Cristiano, Kaka, Mbappe…till date, Perez has kept that word). Signing Figo was an impossible feat. Figo was a Barcelona player, it’s impossible…and Figo had a release clause of 60m. No player has ever been signed for that amount. Record sale was Christian Vieri for £30 to Inter Milan. Figo loved Barcelona, he was a god there, how will Perez convince him to sign? No top Barcelona player should move to Real Madrid. If you want to understand better, think of Messi in his prime going to Real Madrid, exactly!!! First thing Perez did was call Paulo Futre who was a friend to Figo. He told him the plan, Futre then got in touch with Figo’s agent, Jose Veiga. FP promised them some mad money, he said if they can make the deal happen, Futre will get 1.5m euros and Veiga will get 3m euros, which they eventually both got. Futre was also the reason Veiga got up to that amount, because he lied to Perez that Veiga wanted more money as agent commission😅, he didn’t only lie to Perez, he lied to Figo’s agent and deceived him to sign a pre-contract. Veiga couldn’t resist that money, Figo will also be paid x4 of the wages he was earning at Barcelona. Veiga was desperate for Figo to join. Figo did not sign any pre-contract, it was his agent, Veiga…Veiga claimed he got a go ahead from Figo to sign it, but Figo denied it. This is where it gets crazy, the pre-contract agreement that Veiga signed on behalf of Figo had a clause. Gosh Perez is crazy. Perez included a clause that if he wins the presidency, and Figo doesn’t come to Madrid, Figo/Veiga will pay him 30m euros😂😂😂, and Veiga signed it. When Veiga told Figo about Madrid’s interest, Figo told him to meet Barcelona’s hierarchy to tell them about the fact that a club (no mention of Real Madrid) was willing to pay off his release clause, but he doesn’t want to leave Barcelona, so they should improve his contract. Gaspert was Vice President of Barcelona then, and was contesting for presidency too. He called whatever Veiga told him a bluff, no one could pay that release clause, they also just improved Figo’s contract a year before, so he felt Figo was greedy. Anyways, the media started the rumour, it’s one of the craziest saga in football history. Figo was the biggest player in the world, everywhere went crazy. They would capture Figo’s agent in meetings with Perez, they would monitor Figo everywhere. Real Madrid players like Roberto Carlos and Hierro said they never believed it was going to happen. Figo felt under-appreciated because the hierarchy weren’t taking him seriously, but he still didn’t want to leave. Perez had now won the election. Figo said he’s not leaving Barcelona. Perez then asked Veiga to pay the 30m😂 Veiga almost ran mad, where would he get that money? Figo didn’t care, he wasn’t the one that signed the pre-contract. Veiga had to beg Figo to please go to Madrid, or if he wasn’t gonna go, can he just have a meeting with Perez to just talk things out. Figo decided to meet with Perez, who convinced👇🏽
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The moment Enrique Riquelme confirmed Erling Haaland will be his star signing for Real Madrid.

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Desewa@thatgirldesewa·
Hi everyone, my name's Desewa and I'm an artiste, rapper & songwriter... I make music like this So follow me n my journey if you fw this ❤️🌹
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BIG AYO🔰
BIG AYO🔰@47kasz·
I get money for anything you wanna eat and drink when you come over I get money for taking US out to places I wanna see as well I get money for affording soft lifestyle for myself( you can tag) I no get money for wigs, to change your phone or your family issue, or back to back craving or clubbing for Snapchat aesthetics!!
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
What Ugo is doing is what women always do and what other women always defend women for doing. The pain stem from it being a man. My stand is constant. I don’t buy into people jumping from relationship to relationship as though they are afraid of being alone, instead of taking their time. However, I’m just enjoying the lamentation of hypocrisy. “You’ll not see someone like me” will see who pass you sha. The divorce is glowing. He likes it there, we like it for him too.
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UGO 🇬🇧
UGO 🇬🇧@heismric·
Long before all this drama, your gender already queues in my TikTok dm requests, steady 5+ requests per day when I post consistently. I literally deactivate my TikTok every 4 months to cool off their attention. I don’t care for the attention, I have always had it by God’s design.
YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘@PreciousJudge5

The person you said cheated has not posted a new partner btw. You will now tell us that you just met this woman Abi? Men are very wonderful people🤣

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YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘@PreciousJudge5·
The person you said cheated has not posted a new partner btw. You will now tell us that you just met this woman Abi? Men are very wonderful people🤣
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