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I’d never beat my boyfriend, but I will make him laugh. I’m not a demotic abuser, I’m a domestic amuser
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The funny man returns | he/him | 22 | shiny hunting addict | thrupper downplayer | current hyperfixation is Deltarune and I will retweet it nonstop
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@thetomdiego @PolPlus_Real @LeftistBlondie Sounds more like you know you’re bullshitting and can’t explain your position
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@ceoofcomedy144 @PolPlus_Real @LeftistBlondie That is literally not at all what I'm saying. If you don't know what a soul is I can't help you
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Banning lab grown meat:
-violates free market principles
-strips consumers of choice and autonomy
-is based on fearmongering that defies current scientific research
-promotes animal abuse
-promotes monopolies
Disgusting and vile— unAmerican at best.
The Carnivore Bar | Eat Meat 🥩@thecarnivorebar
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@PuddinPate @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch Lmao sure. The electoral system that literally means the public doesn’t need public input lmao
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@ceoofcomedy144 @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch public good. that doesnt necessitate input from the public though.
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Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon says that since people will never give up democracy and the right to vote, they must be taken away by force: "Virtuous, ambitious, masculine men have to climb the ladder of power and forcefully take away from the people that which is their detriment."
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@PuddinPate @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch Isn’t Iran a theocracy? That’s basically a monarchy. And china only has one party, so it’s not really a republic either. Idk much about th USSR but seeing as you lied about the other two I think it’s safe to assume it isn’t a republic either
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@ceoofcomedy144 @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch is China a democracy? What about Iran? theyre both republics but surely you wouldn't consider them democracies, would you? the USSR was a republic but certainly not a democracy.
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@thetomdiego @PolPlus_Real @LeftistBlondie Yeah and that’s bullshit. Where exactly is this soul? How do you plan of proving that’s where flavor comes from? You’re literally just saying “I can’t enjoy this food unless I know something died for it”
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this took longer than I'd like to admit but it was worth every minute
the government man@me_irl
i made a state-of-the-art-for-1980 speech synth just for laughs
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@goheels420 @emkenobi Maybe if it was a genuine change and not just an attempt to save face
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interesting how they find God AFTER they rape minors.
PuckEmpire@puckempire
Convicted r*pist and former professional hockey player and NHL draft pick Ben Johnson says he will be "going across America and preaching the gospel" at NHL arenas during the playoffs. In 2013, Johnson forced a 16-year old to perform oral sex in a bathroom stall while she was intoxicated before he raped her, causing vaginal bleeding. Keep this rapist away from minors & women, @nhl!
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@thetomdiego @PolPlus_Real @LeftistBlondie Meat is muscle cells, so it’s exactly what this is about, actually
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@AdrianRedac @pashea32 @mushycrouton Yeah I know the original study it’s likely referencing. There was a study that showed that lesbians were often victims of domestic abuse, but not perpetrators. That was because they were often abused by men before they started dating exclusively women
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@ceoofcomedy144 @pashea32 @mushycrouton Bc he used grók to get a static that doesn't show how many lesbians were victims, just how many victims were abused by women
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So-called straight “marriage” has a higher regret rate than gender reassignment and gender affirming care.
The logical conclusion is that straight “marriage” must be banned.
John G@JohnGould118395
@mushycrouton @alexwc1964 Over 40% of marriages end in divorce it’s not the own you think it is
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@PolPlus_Real @LeftistBlondie Meat comes from an animal, soul is essential to flavor, not just from the person cooking it. You may want to disconnect yourself and your spirit from the land and the cycle of life but most of us don't. Keep your amino paste to yourself
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@ceoofcomedy144 @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch only one of those cases could be called democratic and even then it wouldnt be a democracy since the people only decide who the electors are. do you know the root of the word democracy?
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@PuddinPate @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch Yeah that’s called a representative democracy aka a republic
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@ceoofcomedy144 @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch okay. you dont know what the words mean. the electors, as in those who elect the leader could be hereditary, the electors might have to have membership in a specific group. or the electors could be elected themselves through a democratic process.
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@yoursunnyescape @VikingMelon @NashForge @ChadNotChud Civilization would immediately collapse if a billion people suddenly died. You’re killing countless others just to live an extra week
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@VikingMelon @NashForge @ChadNotChud The actual answer is that there is no scenario in which everyone survives. You can be part of the 10-20% who needlessly die trying to save the kids and retards, or the 80-90% who keep civilisation going.
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@PuddinPate @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch Look up the definition of republic and explain how it allows it to be hereditary
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@PuddinPate @Gitchimama @JoelWebbon @RightWingWatch You literally just said they’re elected. If it was hereditary, I’d be a monarchy, which is explicitly NOT a republic
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@yx_ade @HighlighterEpic @TunawithaCh Maybe women hate you because you hate them. Also radfems aren’t fourth wave feminism lol. Again, it’s still pretty unpopular
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@ceoofcomedy144 @HighlighterEpic @TunawithaCh 1. i hate women because they hate us
2. feminism's definition has stayed the same if you search it up on google but feminists now don't think the same as they did before. We're in fourth wave feminism now if you haven't kept up.
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All men should be feminists. Or don't you know what the word actually means?
DarkHawk18@Slave18373827
@TunawithaCh Male feminists
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@mnsportsguy72 @DrNeilStone All the unvaxxed people I know are dropping like flies. Sad
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@DrNeilStone Lots of people I knew are dropping like flies. Sad. All vaxxed.
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@yx_ade @HighlighterEpic @TunawithaCh That also has nothing to do with radical feminism not being real feminism btw
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@yx_ade @HighlighterEpic @TunawithaCh So not a majority, and you also clearly have a negative view of women lmao. You’re doing the exact thing you claim women are doing
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@lemong0re @PKalt01 "that's nice dear. now who wants some pie?"
Phineas (who genderfluided back to male) "I do!! 😄"
"Buh-buh-buh-but..."
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