chad sharpe🇺🇲

$100 to anyone who could do this

Manager: “You’re being fired.” Employee: “Why? Please tell me the reason.” Manager: “There was a compliance violation.” Employee: “What violation?” Manager: “I can’t tell you, but you’re being fired.” Employee: “How am I supposed to correct something if I don’t even know what I did wrong?” Manager: “The decision has already been made.” Employee: “Was there any investigation? Any warning?” Manager: “That information is confidential.” Employee: “So I’m losing my job without even understanding the accusation?” Manager: “I’m sorry. HR will send you the paperwork.”

@MrPool_QQ @grok is any of this true?

THEY SENT AN ASSASSIN. THEY FAILED. Yesterday, an armed man tried to breach Mar-a-Lago. He was neutralized. The media is calling him a “lone wolf.” He wasn’t a lone wolf. He was a cartel hitman. Just hours later, the Mexican military killed “El Mencho” — the most powerful drug lord in the world. The head of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel. This is not a coincidence. This is a message. For years, the cartels have worked with the Deep State. They traffic the drugs. They traffic the children. They do the dirty work. Trump is cutting off the head of the snake. He is not just building a wall. He is dismantling the entire global criminal enterprise from the inside out. First, he took out their money with the tariffs. Then, he exposed their blackmail network with the Epstein files. Now, he is taking out their muscle. This is a war. And the good guys are winning. Pay attention to who is panicking. Pay attention to who is 🔺🔺🔺

@JakeSucky Woo

I AM GIVING AWAY 10 KEYS FOR JUMP SPACE, the 1-4 player co-op space game where you are the crew of a spaceship. Explore, upgrade, and survive the deep space together Just Like, RT, and Reply with a friend you'd play with. Good luck

La gente que nació entre 1975 y 1999 pertenece a una generación verdaderamente irrepetible. No por moda, no por ego… sino por historia vivida. Nacimos justo entre dos mundos. Antes de que el internet dominara todo, pero lo suficientemente a tiempo para adaptarnos cuando llegó. Crecimos sin pantallas táctiles, pero aprendimos a usarlas. Jugamos en la calle hasta que oscurecía… y luego vimos cómo el mundo se volvía digital. La generación anterior nos enseñó el valor del esfuerzo, la disciplina, la constancia, el respeto y la palabra. La siguiente nos mostró el trabajo inteligente, la rapidez, la innovación y la tecnología. Y nosotros… aprendimos de ambas. Vimos pasar la historia frente a nuestros ojos: 📻 la radio 📺 la televisión 🎮 Mario Bros 📼 cassettes y VHS 📀 DVD 📱 Nokia 🕹️ Nintendo y PlayStation 🏬 los videoclubs 📲 Netflix, Snapchat 🤖 y ahora la realidad virtual Somos la generación que recuerda y razona. Que respeta la tradición, pero no tiene miedo de cuestionarla. Que piensa antes de creer y analiza antes de seguir. Los de antes no preguntaban. Los de después muchas veces no recuerdan de dónde viene todo. Somos el puente entre la era industrial y la era del internet. Entendemos ambos lados porque los vivimos, no porque nos los contaron. Por eso esta generación debería estar moviendo el mundo. Porque los de antes ya no ven lo que está pasando… y los que vienen no siempre saben de dónde salió lo que hoy tienen. Somos la generación que conecta el pasado con el futuro. Y eso… no se aprende, se vive…

@sungleeiq Done

@SteelSeries Wat up

we just gave away five products on stream and here’s how to win the other 20(!) we’re giving away in this first celebration of our 25 year anniversary: -RT this post -reply to this post (can be anything) -be following us we’ll select winners throughout the next week, giving away a mix of @KontrolFreek goodies, headsets, keyboards, mice and mousepads go go go 🫡

HR: What was your previous monthly salary? Candidate: 50,000 . HR: We can offer 70,000. It's a reasonable increase. Candidate: Considering my skills, certifications, and experience, I was expecting 90,000. HR: Salary expectations need to be realistic. You'll gain significant learning opportunities here. Candidate (hesitantly): Okay... I'll accept the offer. Two months later... The candidate was assigned work and additional responsibilities. Performance was consistently strong, and deadlines were always met. However, there was no recognition, and the workload doubled. Subsequently, a new offer was received – 100,000 per month. The candidate resigned. Manager: "You should have informed us; we could have done something..." The reality was: When it mattered, nothing was done. Lesson: Do not disregard an individual's stated worth. Offering a lower salary with the promise of "learning opportunities" is a sophisticated form of a toxic work environment. Talent is retained through respect, not merely time.

@chasedownleads That is not a steal... What is that a 2 bedroom house? You'll be lucky to $800 a month for that. Quit being a greedy cuck.

Housing market is broken I've been trying to rent this place for months Listed for $6,500/mo (a steal) Yet no one has signed a lease If I don't get a tenant this month, I'll default on the $120k mortgage and the $950k equity line of credit I took out on the place to buy 8 other rentals Government needs to step in and fix this now!

@Matt_Pinner 20

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@otokyo__ Chad

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@UnleashedG23066 This is old ass fuck

When a dude with an accordion rolls up on a lawnmower, you know it’s about to get real. Steve’n’Seagulls turn “Thunderstruck” into a hoedown and I am here for it.

@FoxNews @grok How is the One Big Beautiful Bill going to help tax payers get more money in their pockets?

REFUND READY: President Trump announced that American taxpayers are in line for record tax refunds when this year’s filing season opens in the next few months, crediting the One Big Beautiful Bill for helping taxpayers get more money in their pockets.

@RinoTheBouncer Nfl blitz

What game is this?🚀

If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut Education and Science Research the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.

@nicksortor @grok is this true?

🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has just filed with the Supreme Court to STRIKE DOWN state laws banning the public carrying of firearms California, New York, Hawaii, Maryland, New Jersey, and other states have laws which would be impacted by this. “A win in this case will restore Second Amendment rights for MILLIONS of Americans,” AG Bondi said

@alphafox That's not a man

What do you call a husband who refuses to work a part time job while his wife works two full time ones? 🤨