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Join Ben and the women of Nexus in these spicy, sometimes humorous, adventures as they learn to love and live in an unorthodox relationship while trying to thwart the darkness that threatens the world. #booktwt #spice

Dive into a gripping story of action, danger, and unexpected love. Read “The Handyman Book One - Cheerleaders Delight” now. #BookOne #Series @ces614 Buy Now --> allauthor.com/amazon/100037/

From Marine hero to lover of five, Ben’s journey is wild, dangerous, and delightfully chaotic. Read “Nexus Foundation” now. #RomanticFantasy #SpicyReads @ces614 Buy Now --> allauthor.com/amazon/89860/

@herotimeszero Smelly

If Trump was one of the seven dwarfs, what would be his name?

@mariana057 All of it.

Which wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought??

@smc429 The would eat each other if he said they should.

Would MAGA kill their fellow Americans if Trump told them to?

@MindyLynn511 Oh the horror!

Please pray for my 17-year-old son. He was forced to unload and load the dishwasher. He used some disrespectful words so mama turned off the internet that ended up crashing the game he was in the middle of playing. He might not recover. 😬

@byMorganWright Sorry about your pupper Morgan. Hope you take all the time you need, losing furry family hurts like hell. Hugs

Sorry I’ve hardly been interacting on here these past few weeks- since my dog died I’ve been stuck in my head a lot & I couldn’t find any drive to talk to people. I do plan to start interacting more again soon though so thanks to everyone who’s stuck around despite my absence❤️.

Two hearts torn by betrayal. One war reborn without warning. Read “The Handyman Book Two - Love Bytes” now. #ActionPacked @ces614 Buy Now --> allauthor.com/amazon/101871/

For Ben, it starts with saving a baby goat and ends with divine power, fierce passion, and a battle for the soul of the world. Read “Nexus Foundation” now. #Fantasy @ces614 Buy Now --> allauthor.com/amazon/89860/

@HalfwayPost ...then licked their own ass for 20 minutes to get the taste out of their mouths.

BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

@sheilatebra Aww damn. Now my eyes are leaking. Thank you for being awesome.

Anonymous I run a small bakery. Woman came in every Friday morning. Same order. Two blueberry muffins. One coffee. Always sat at the corner table. Read her book. Stayed an hour. Did this for three years. Then she stopped coming. After two months I got worried. Found her number in our loyalty program. Called. She answered. Voice weak. “Oh. Hi. I’ve been meaning to cancel that.” “Are you okay? You haven’t been in.” Long pause. “I have cancer. Stage four. I’m in hospice now. Those Friday mornings were my favorite part of the week. But I can’t make it anymore.” My heart broke. “What if I brought Friday to you?” Silence. Then crying. “You’d do that?” “Every Friday. Same time. Same order.” Showed up that Friday. She was in a hospital bed in her living room. So thin. But she smiled when she saw those muffins. We sat. She told me about her week. Her family. Her life. I listened. Just like at the bakery. Did this for six weeks. Every Friday. Last Friday she could barely stay awake. But she held that muffin. Took one bite. “Best thing I’ve tasted all week.” She passed on Monday. Her daughter called. “Mom’s last words were about you. She said ‘tell the baker thank you. Fridays kept me human until the end.’” Went to her funeral. Her daughter hugged me. “You gave her normal when everything else was hospitals and pain. You gave her Fridays.” Now I deliver to three hospice patients. Every Friday. Because sometimes a muffin isn’t just a muffin. It’s dignity. It’s routine. It’s proof that someone still sees you as you. Not as sick. Just as you.

@princess_kim_k Looks like the circus is in town!

Please tell Loomer to stop posting photos of herself. Thank you.

@LisaLueyLutes That's incredible Lisa! Congrats!

Pitched something a while back. Got a call today. Looks like I'm going to be adapting one of my favorite childhood books into a movie.

@Mayoisspicyy That works too!

I keep trying to post that Trump needs to be impeached and it keeps autocorrecting the word "impaled".

@Amelia558rs That dress is simply gorgeous.

Now I'm two months from the wedding, and my entire bridal party is "gently suggesting" I find something more "classic." My mother-in-law offered to buy me a "proper" dress from David's Bridal. But when I put this on, I see my grandmother's garden, her stories about village celebrations, the culture she left behind when she immigrated. Yes, it's not a traditional white gown. Yes, people might whisper. But isn't a wedding dress supposed to make you feel like the truest version of yourself? I'm torn between keeping peace and keeping this dress that makes my heart sing every time I look at those embroidered birds

A military thriller with heart, heat, and nonstop tension. Read “The Handyman Book One - Cheerleaders Delight” now. #MilitaryThriller @ces614 Buy Now --> allauthor.com/amazon/100037/

@MbarkCherguia Yummy! Pretty damn good eating for little money. If you've ever gone hungry, you know what I mean!

You come home hungry, almost no groceries, no money left. This is the plate your wife (or husband) makes you. Your real reaction?

@ThexyBeatht_2 Is that you Thexy? Pardon my hands, I don't see so well 💋

I prefer my men a little older older, bc by the time I start losing my beauty they’re already halfway blind

@Ford_Nick Hah! Trick question.There is no such thing!

Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?