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@scrubabomber Why pit two bad bitches against each other?

Type of bullshit u see on Hinge in ur hometown

In Houston it is considered very rude to refuse a cigarette. there’s an ancient concept — yān zhōng xiá (烟中侠) — “the hero within the smoke.” It comes from Texas poetry about finding your truest self by drawing breath through fire. There’s really no English equivalent.

@B4llsJohnson God wouldn’t like it, but Jesus would probably think it’s a lil funny

This gotta be blasphemy lmao

Me: Is giving a blowjob feminist or anti-feminist? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

That’s neither here nor is it over there

@B4llsJohnson Hey. this one was pretty good lol 👍 fart 💨worth

lol more like Fart Worth am i right

Amazon delivery driver with a cast on her foot limping around these high rise townhomes looking confused I love America

Mocking women’s pleas not to be raped by men or their complaints abt the way men are rapey is either insanely ignorant or just straight up evil. And I don’t like to use language like “evil” often, but

The men tweeting like women thing is funny n silly till rape gets brought up bc more men rape men than women rape men. Probably more than women rape in general

Like I don’t believe in karma, or the “universe” being sentient in any form, or astrology, or a “creator” that is sentient and keeps us in mind. Fun to think about, and play around with the ideas (like astrology), but I can’t take it seriously the way some ppl seem to.

Sometimes I hate being an atheist bc ppl will so profoundly feel drawn to that spirituality speak that allows them to do things like feel their emotions and be mindful and grateful, but through a lens I can’t really condone personally

Has anyone said yet that yeah, this is a bit childish. but also that it’s completely fine and we all deserve to be a little childish sometimes? Has anyone expressed that yet

Chappel Roans killed me in Brazil

the issue is we actually do need more indie rock but we do not need you to do it like that

This lady at my job pissed cause she put her boyfriend out last night and he ain't have nowhere to stay so he goes to the casino and hit for 10k now he keep FaceTiming her counting the money.

@dkpmason @facetedcarapace SPIN SPIN SPINNNN Whirlwind is good but this album is amazing

@facetedcarapace Buddy you ain’t kiddin. I stay on the hunt for it all the time. Fixin to have to save this thread in case anybody drops some recommendations I ain’t heard yet. And speaking of which:

when a funky white boy reaches a certain age the allure of jazz fusion music starts calling like the tell-tale heart under the floorboards

I got so angry at this i crushed an empty celsius can against my forehead and am in the hospital with a brow laceration