chrees

@psychobuddy But I don't want to be shot!!!!!! I don't want to die!!!!!! What did I do???

if you play zarya in quickplay you deserve to be shot

once my adhd and stomach problems are fixed i’ll be able to live my life to the fullest

@psychobuddy Hi Faye

nobody is going to call me by my name afterwards

@psychobuddy You forget how behind some coworkers are until they ask you if you'd every fuck a trans person, like way ahead of you BRO!

20 minutes until leaving work and coworker talking about some “is it gay for a straight man to fuck a ladyboy”

@psychobuddy You are friends with Dallas and you end every sentence by saying I'm sorry

@chrees12 what do i do in The Life

they dont tell you this but you can have messy hair that looks like shit its allowed

@psychobuddy Kaila sent you over with the local play feature on Tomodachi life, you're on both of our switches now

@chrees12 how did i get there

Fucked up Triple T at work

Just silent burped in class, girl next to me covered her nose after #gyros

@psychobuddy Dis u while writing that tweet

the video of charlie kirk getting his neck blown out brings me immense joy every time i see it

When I hear steely Dan I imagine that’s how a dog feels when it sees a bone or tennis ball

John Davidson did an interview with Big John about his tic throwing out the N word and how people interpret it as him being a racist.

@ultr4nima Foxy fans when you idk

@chrees12 took that shit off like this

atari styled sprites with an accurate color palette

the only mogging I'm interested in

@ultr4nima @waltencrave Moldovan smile

@waltencrave “smile for the camera!”

what the fuck was 2024 me on

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

i think its been impossible for me to be in a healthy relationship ever since i climbed around on that big sexy bee in mario galaxy

@psychobuddy Hi

the hunger:

@psychobuddy That's fucking beautiful

one day theyre gonna be nice to you and theyre gonna be nice to me too bro ❤️