christopher stoneblume

@HectorBoydaya using a fake ai generated photo to advertise your landscaping business is so cool 😎

@iamjasonlevin ty for sharing the story about how the least funny millennial on earth helped to waste millions of dollars in a futile effort to suppress class solidarity

I'm making memes for the mayor. Yes, actually. I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views. Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy. Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone: [THREAD]

@StudyTme As a total outsider to the situation, it’s very funny that this post clarifying the facts and taking responsibility doesn’t say what “the incident” was

I want to share what happened recently in Japan, to clarify the facts and take responsibility for my mistake.

@UberDanger I got burned out on making content in 2020 and got a regular wage job at the start of 2021. I used my video background to transition into training/L&D. I’m at a global Top 10 company now, more stable than any year doing youtube. The years will pass, regardless. It’s an option

I'm in the worst financial situation of my life. It's so bad that if I got a "normal" job, it would take many years to fix. Honestly, I'd find it less degrading to spread butt cheeks on OnlyFans than sell out the rest of my channel, but I'll try my best to do neither.

@BigMeanInternet how do they think they spent $11b

Well... yes?

the new iphone cpu beats everything in single thread benchmarks. how is this even possible

@Nael_Tee > selfie w/ satan in the depth of hell “Enjoyed my discussion with Satan, Lord of Darkness, on how embracing the virtues of humility, kindness, and God-fearing devotion will keep our free societies ahead”

i wonder how many people have died of car accidents since Sep 10

@EricaCaitlin_ now, do you need someone to be mean to your ex or to your brothers?

my brothers said they wouldn't be mean to my ex for me if i asked them to 🙄

@LassoPhuvker @BingomanSc @AnisaTheGreasy one of them changed their behavior, the other got worse but I realize now everyone will agree with me, they’ll just disagree on which one is which

@BingomanSc @AnisaTheGreasy well, you still support this guy so lol

Also, nothing creeps me out more than that new h3 hire (Galia or what ever her name is) talking so confidently about me, my husband, our financial situation etc. You don’t know us, You’re wrong on everything and it’s cringe and creepy. Also toms a stupid pussy.

@heyitsrosemulet I can see the argument that dying is usually bad. I also think it’s reasonable that, for people who do exceptional harm to others, the world is better off without them. I won’t execute anyone, but if they happen to die, well, fuck em! The world is better off with less rapists

@chrisciple Hot take: people dying is bad actually and celebrating peoples deaths makes you an evil person

Celebrating this makes you a horrible person and this having so many likes is deeply concerning and showcases a lack of humanity and basic human empathy

@GianmarcoSoresi gonna go see a form of comedy i loathe at the desert ridge improv tonight

Even if it’s a form of comedy you loathe or don’t understand, i think it’s pretty obvious when someone is legitimately talented

@msriannbakes hello 👉👈

reply to this and if I know u i’ll tell u what animal u are since none of u will tell me on ur own

when the bio says “god first, family second”

@garrytan Do you have a source on this? I read the website where the 700,000 claim is made and even the self-funded, self-written, and self-published study doesn’t report the # of solved cases at all. It never makes the 10% claim, either

That's 700,000 crimes that would have gone unsolved, where the suspects who perpetrated these (many violent) would go on to create a lot more victims if they weren't stopped. The damage to victims that would happen without Flock Safety is unconscionable.

Flock Safety currently solves 700,000 reported cases of crime per year, which is about 10% of reported crime nationwide And they're just getting started

@Barny is it Omnia they bought?

hey yeah sorry for no vids but my youtube network “enthusiastgaming” has been stealing all my ad revenue for the last year and refusing to pay. i was only able to kick them off my channel literally just this week. looking to get some vids out soon.

@heyitsrosemulet and?

@OrganizerMemes @excesstential where did you fully disclose it? That would certainly settle some of these arguments

I've signed an nda but I took a small job to do specific work to push back against the right online. Was never required to do anything unethical or that contradicted my beliefs and had full discretion to say no to anything I that didn't want to do. Fully disclosed it as was required. Its not some giant conspiracy, I wasn't paid to be pro party just to be anti maga and got the resources to do so

I like how kate feels zero responsiblity to be factual in her smears of me and just makes wild speculations that I can't correct because she has me blocked