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chris red(failed)

@chrisredfailed

everyone’s favourite punching bag — silly rp, parody account (brought by yours truly @corcnacht)

24 (arguing w/ wesk & tofu) เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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chris red(failed)
chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·
“I can't keep running away, I have to face the truth - accept responsibility. That's the only way I'll ever remember. The only way I'll get my life back.” ᝰ🚬 (admin’s @corcnacht) — multi ship (oc x canon welcome) just here for fun, any RE era chrisredfailed.straw.page
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tofu
tofu@tofuhateschris·
@chrisredfailed no one wants your biceps pics save it for a team that won’t die
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Jill Valentine
Jill Valentine@valentine88303·
...she needs her emotional support Redfields....
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ada wrong
ada wrong@adawrongisback·
@chrisredfailed go find another source of protein, since when is it okay to eat entire family???
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chris red(failed)
chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·
@adawrongisback not my fault my gear’s still stuck in trying to figuring out how this app works, they’ll get here eventually
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ada wrong
ada wrong@adawrongisback·
@chrisredfailed well maybe you should have think twice before eating Tofu’s parents and then trying to manipulate Leon’s gear into liking you just for your own interest
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tofu
tofu@tofuhateschris·
@chrisredfailed you can’t kill me you’ll need a casket after this
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tofu
tofu@tofuhateschris·
tofu is forever Chris is temporary I am immortal I can’t be killed
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chris red(failed)
chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·
@tofuhateschris for the last time, your family got in my plate, it’s not my fault I ate them (totally not) accidentally
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tofu
tofu@tofuhateschris·
@chrisredfailed All the teams you’ve killed? And the families you’ve destroyed
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tofu
tofu@tofuhateschris·
Chris wants a fight he’ll Get one
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chris red(failed)
chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·
@CHoundwolf //it’s okay, he’s used to it and loves the angst because it adds character development 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ no, I don’t, gET ME THE FUCK OU- //…as I was saying
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