james "sloppy joe" jones🏈

@JShawYT I thought you told me I ate pussy good :(

Always crazy seeing this out in the wild

she is not a midwife she is actually quite beautiful

@PrivMakima this would ick me out if I was you ngl. I think you might have saved yourself.

The first time a girl invited me over we cuddled in bed she told me how she liked being fucked and I still didn’t get the hint. When I left all of her sheets and my pants were drenched in precum.

@TheBigVacuum97 happens

Thinking about the time I cuffed a girl that I knew had 16 bodies, and then was shocked when she wasn’t loyal. Bone in Ribeye on the grill!

@Inthehoodpete I asked for mine and she ignored me🪦

Getting your old hoodies back from your ex is like negotiating a hostage release from terrorists

just killed a white monster im on trial for homocide

@ratio79110358 YES

Hello world!!😁👋