appreciator of corn

@SalsaTekila Hey how did you do that, that's kinda neat

Turned 5k into 50k past week (ₐ𝒸𝒸ₒᵤₙₜ ₛₑₑ𝒹ₑ𝒹 𝓌ᵢₜₕ ₁.₈ₘ ᵢₙ ₂₀₂₄₎

@mert Tagging OP is the least you can do man

i havent laughed at a video this hard for years lmao

The lizard man has spoken and he... makes sense?

@NgoloTesla gmmmmmmMMMMMMM

Jensen: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ecosystem, you little bitch? I have 300 million confirmed GPUs, I'm trained in accelerated computing, and I will wipe you out with parallelized precision. You think you can get away with that loser premise? Think again, fucker. My secret network of TSMC plumbers is tracing your datacenter right now. You aren't talking to somebody that woke up a loser—we are not a car! You're fucking dead, kid. I can be in any cloud, anytime, and obsolete your silicon in over 700 ways with just my bare CUDA kernels. I will use my entire arsenal of HBM memory to wipe your miserable ASIC off the Earth. You should have held your fucking tongue. I will shit Blackwell all over you and you will drown in tokens. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

@SilvXBT @BinanceUS your move intern, got your ass

A man was discovered with almost 90% of his brain mass missing, while leading an almost normal life as a listings manager at Binance.

@francescoweb3 It's overrated yeah

Unpopular opinion but Sacher cake is the worst thing ever, you just cannot put fruit jam and chocolate together

@ick_real Brunhild

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@twicrates How dare they

big brain over here is having a hard time understanding the word ceasefire 💀

@bitcoinpanda69 Skip the fillers though, much smoother experience

@dnlklr Congratulations to both of you!

@Evan_ss6 long hims, got it

>lose hair trading >take Finasteride from Hims >lose ability to get erections >take viagra from Hims unreal business model tbh

@kirbxbt That was like 4 years ago

so about the drift hack, did everyone just forget about that one?

@erla221942 Hey I, got this one t- oh..

even the Ads telling me to get a job bro

@paarugsethi Whait you saying there's cold flat white??

for the record, a hot flat white is the perfect coffee. one of mankind’s greatest inventions and by far the best thing to come out of australia/nz.

@justalexoki baking trays

i want to buy something. what should i buy

My balls are huge and I don't even use vitamin E

unironicaly

@based16z Fuck it, LIGHTS ON!

so i found out my “perfect day” formula - hot yoga class - smoothie - full body massage - tequila + hot tub + bass house - rinse off - sex and the city in bed - sushi dinner (loads of pickled ginger, yellow tail, albacore, lychee martinis) - shower sex (LIGHTS OFF!!!)