James Crawford

@WestHam The tone being… keepers saving nothing 😂

Setting the tone for Sunday 👊

@footballtweet Total fucking shambles

🤔 Describe 𝗪𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗠 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 in three words...

@HighwaysSWEST ok! Who came up with the great idea to close the M5 and divert through a route with other roadworks!? Let’s think about the motorist travelling at night safely too!!

@RestIsFootball Q&A After @GaryLineker said he describes “world class” as being in a squad of 23 best players. What is each of your best 23 currently in European Football (removes the Messi / Ronaldo debate) Would Isak be in it? @alanshearer Great POD. No Zaba @MicahRichards

@Teamgrassroots_ The Coach is a disgrace and should not be anywhere near a position of influence

Email received, PARENTS & COACHES. How would you handle this situation. Last week my daughter's coach told us that at the moment whilst our daughter is welcome to continue with training she would not be put forward for matches anymore because she is not at the right level. (I wasn’t aware that there was a “right level” of football when you’re aged 8) “How on earth do you explain to a child that they can no longer play matches for their team anymore because they aren’t good enough.” My daughter has been a member of the team for 3 years, never misses training and loves matches. Sadly she is not the best player on the team, but my husband and I always had the philosophy that as long as she enjoyed it that was all that mattered. How on earth do I now explain to my child that they can no longer play matches for their team anymore because they aren’t good enough. I can’t help but feel this goes against all the grassroots philosophy or are we just being over sensitive parents!!! I would like to know if you have any advice on how to handle this situation? (If indeed you even think this is a situation).

@SouthWestWater I mean why would it be your problem... I've only got 3 kids a d 2 elderly people in my house and no water!!! When we did have water before your engineers started work near our stopcock this morning.. coincidence... oh hang on... oh yeah... "not my problem mate"

@SouthWestWater Dm sent... I'm not sure why I bothered... I'll just get the... Not my problem mate response, like the arrogant customer service assistant on the phone this evening

@SouthWestWater @SWWHelp Once again, your service is impeccable!! Oh, wait, wrong word!!!

@SWWHelp @SouthWestWater Can you please let us know the best way to contact you that gets a response and an action to the questions. Thank you

@NJCUK That requires a few brain cells mate. Money talks.

@crawf1984 Someone needs to be strong…. Such as Rory McIlroy

Grim. I’ll just act like a nice guy, bury my head and basically say ‘ I don’t care where the money comes from, as long as it helps me’ Sportswashing at its finest/worst

@NJCUK I don't agree with it at all mate, and it's across all sports. It started with Abramovic, then many others that have followed suit. These are just the tip of the iceberg, and it's not Eddie's job to speak out. In the same way no Chelsea manager ever did!

@crawf1984 Massively different. He didn’t own Arsenal. Small shareholder & thank god he was pushed out. This is a nation state that are laundering money, pretending human rights don’t matter, because they attempt to cleanse themselves by washing it in a British community. No fan blame btw

@AdamReid6 @Arsenal 😪😪😪😪

@Arsenal What a fucking signing 💥💥💥💥

A new chapter begins.

@Teamgrassroots_ Too many coaches live their football manager dreams through children. All kids should and must play. It teaches the right morals, team mentality and most important the emphasis on enjoying the game so they play grassroots for longer. It's not all about the result on the day.

"4 Minutes of game time" Email received asking for your thoughts and opinions.

@ChirsCanham @jstevens123 You've gone soft Cans

@jstevens123 Pretty sure Antonio should have been sent 🤷

@hollseey Foul if against you, not a foul if you're making the tackle. One of those that had clouded judgement based on who you support

Was it a foul on Bowen? I couldn’t tell from where I’m sitting 😬⚒️

@ElecHighway can I ask who made the decision to remove the working charge points from @cornwallservice before turning on the new ones!! Shambles of a business!!!

I have never seen such poor customer service from a @Whitbread business as there is in the Bar & Block in Paddington Basin!! Staff having a go at customers, missing orders, wrong orders!! #customerservice

@GaryLineker You got it wrong @GaryLineker it’s just a training camp for new players to our beautiful game 🤦‍♂️

Never got it before I saw this. I’m no longer an atheist.

@thegrandtour Oh Cock

Things you can say during sex and while watching the Grand Tour…