Phoebe 2, Electric Boogaloo

Hey does everyone remember that bit in Twilight Eclipse where Jacob kisses Bella without her consent, she understandably freaks out and hits him, and Jacob and her dad proceed to laugh about it for 3 pages? Or was that a fever dream I was having at the time?

@JagexSupport my account has been banned since the 6th for macroing *which I didn't do* and I appealed it but still awaiting a response. What's happening? This is getting pretty ridiculous now.

@_laurenakerr General sounds of "aw fucks sake" for you, in our household. Don't give up on politics, the girls gays and theys believe in you ❤

@_laurenakerr is going to be the first ever UUP candidate I put #1 at the ballot. By all accounts I should be looking at "the other side of the aisle" but I'm tired of tribalism and refuse to participate. I'd be delighted for her to represent my home ❤

@Translink_NI hi guys, Why's there been no 2a,b,c,etc buses for the past 45 minutes? They show as due then nothing comes along. Deffo some confused looking bus drivers about!

I came back to twitter exclusively to commission @Nekuromii and I am screaming crying falling on the floor THAT IS MY DND CHARACTER RIGHT THERE 😭😭

Being vaccinated

turbotax: do you have any dependants? me: i am the backbone of several groupchats

I went to primary school in the 90s and every form said “parent/guardian” please grow the fuck up, this is not news.

Do you want @biminibabes to be #DragRaceUK's next drag superstar? Retweet, like, comment, and use the hashtag #TeamBimini to show your love! 💗

Has anyone informed terfs that the whole "men will dress up as women and attack girls in bathrooms" thing is certified redundant? Given the whole, you know, cis men murdering women on the street thing? Shit, they'll have to find a different reason to hate trans ppl now :/

It's always "why was she out alone at 9:30pm, and never "why was he out on the street planning to murder someone?"

Remind them that a hobby is talent that is not commodified and if they think that art is measured by monetary value they have absolutely no concept of what art is and what it's for. Also tell em to fuck off.

Monday: happy international women’s day! Women should feel empowered to call out bullying and abuse. Tuesday: how dare a woman speak out about something that’s had a huge impact on her mental health? Wednesday: if women choose to walk home alone then they put themselves at risk.

We aren’t with you.We don’t stand with you. It’s a NO from us! Sorry you aren’t going to bootcamp!

Thanks multimillion dollar brand I feel much better

Today, we celebrate the life of Malcolm X, who was assassinated in 1965. He dedicated his life to the true freedom of all African Americans and was a force in the civil rights movement. Rest in Power. #BlackHistoryMonth

I wish all Gina Carano A very No more acting career

@On_The_Luce_ Literary dream team oh my god

@creaturephoebe Only if I may be so honoured 😍😍😍

Today was good. #AmWriting