Todd Boner

I don’t think this bartender knows she’s dealing with two mid tier burners @bighogrob45

Just had a glass of water and threw up because it wasn’t an Irish stout. Follow dat chune

Time to get up and moving it’s your time

Browns win means the NFL is over for the weekend and we’re onto #darts

I love it when you call me Rizz Poppa‼️🤫🤔

Just screamed at my desk

@FranmilsEyebrow Typing their last name in the twitter search bar and cherry picking stats to make me feel better

The first website you use to research the player your team just acquired tells me everything I need to know about your ball knowledge.

Game recognize game, let’s leave it all out there tonight #BoW

looking for a husband that is good at Making References

Going nonverbal at the bar to young Sheldon

Gee I wonder how this game ends

Maybe Scientology gets a bad rap tbh

@BubbaWorth420 Just gave my boss the people’s elbow for asking me to help him with something #ITDOESNTMATTER

Elimination playoff game in Cincinnati…. What could go wrong??

Every once in awhile mossad gets it right #expand this everywhere

Hangover is just inevitable #nut

@Im_Hard420 @AgathaChocolats #TweetOfTheDay

@AgathaChocolats My moms fat ass boyfriend sat down

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity