schizomike

my smaus a thread 🧵

@itakebylerpills i haven’t updated

@curedax what the fuck does that mean

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@tbh_noidea13 yes

what if I write a evil/brat byers fic? where it’s "if I can’t have him, no one can" trope with will acting like a brat getting on mike’s nerves

@itakebylerpills you are

@curedax you liked my comment saying tag but you didn't add me in ur taglist? bitch

it’s coming.

@bylerbuzzfest this mikechance tether🦄🧚‍♀️✨

let mike wheeler eat ass

@itakebylerpills because you’re a fucking bitch

why do i have beef w all my oomfs

@bylerbuzzy you get me

@curedax 💚💚💚

what flavour vape do i get quick peach or green apple (or other)

@itakebylerpills @cloericc absolutely

@cloericc @curedax look at her bullying someone for not liking m*kechance

callout thread for @curedax 🪡🧵😡

Holy fucking shit why did this get so fucking popular hello??

@cleradn @imissdrmie i hurt you bond over mikechance without me

when you and twin lowkey losing it

@ruinthefrndsh1p mikechance nation

@curedax LMAOOABDJJANSKFJS 😭😭

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler supa freak

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler wtf… delete bro😭😭😭😭

@mhrlovesbyler is a mikechance too

@seaofwheeeler dang it💔💔

@curedax unfortunately not

if you can guess the correct theme of the cupcakes i’m making then you get a big kiss 😋

@mhrlovesbyler @tbh_noidea13 IM NOT DOING ANYTHING??

@curedax @tbh_noidea13 CHY CAN U STFU PPL R GONNA THINK WE’RE PROSHIPPERS

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler so mike and will are brothers cuz i gave birth to mike

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler why is Mike my brother ? Mama gave birth to will

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler too late

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler OH HELL NO

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler yes and mike is your brother and chance is the in-law

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler can I be the baby ?

@itakebylerpills no?? canon incase you didn’t see my hit tweet

@curedax see heres where ur schizophrenia comes in

i’m gonna switch subtwts and go to mikechance twt i’m getting peakchance buzz 😻😻

@mhrlovesbyler @tbh_noidea13 you’re my baby mama

@tbh_noidea13 @curedax WHY AM I EVERYONES MOM CAN U STOP MAKING ME LOOK OLD

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler never

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler You need to stop harassing mama