Chelsea VanNoord

I've been reading and stewing on the #SBC report for the last couple of days and I can't stop thinking about this quote from @KSPrior: "Worse than wolves disguised as sheep are the ones disguised as shepherds."

Every breath you take…every test you take… #theSkimm #04-15-2022-aat-5-covid-19-test" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theskimm.com/archive/2022-0… via @theSkimm I will always tweet a solid song reference 👏 👏

@foundersbrewing on the East side of the river it's Founders. 🥰 Still figuring out what my west side spot is since moving across town!

If we're not enjoying a beer at the Mothership, @CityBuilt always does the trick.

What's your go-to local brewery or taproom?

@danareellano I’ve never dyed my hair so genuinely curious how people answer

“Should schools be open?” is not a useful question. “Under what conditions would it be safe for children and their teachers to be in schools?” seems somewhat more helpful.

Based on what I read in Scripture and what I’ve experienced throughout my life, I just can’t imagine a scenario where I meet Jesus face to face and he says… “You loved people too boldly, you showed people too much grace, and you welcomed too many people into the Church.”

A woman’s body is not responsible for a man’s behavior. A woman’s ability is not responsible for a man’s insecurities. A woman’s liberation is not responsible for a man’s chauvinism. Do better men.

@BigStep29111951 @rickygervais Goblet of Fire … which accurately describes the time I had to wear a tampon in the Dead Sea. Salt water doesn’t belong there. ☠️ 🔥

Cemetery Junction! Sounds about right!🙄 @rickygervais

I have been thinking since last night about Passion. At the end of the day this is what makes me mad. The whole concept of Passion is discipling the next generation. Older believers pouring into these young adults. The last two days these leaders have failed in discipleship.

It’s hard to believe it has been a year since the insurrection at the Capitol on January 6th, 2021. It was a terrible day for America and a terrible day for all of us who love Jesus. Join us as we continue to say no to “Christian”nationalism: redletterchristians.org/remembering-th…

I just heard a couple head to the bathrooms at a wedding and the guy said ‘want to race?’ … that’s my new standard for a relationship #relationshipgoals #overheardatawedding

Random adventures with friends make weekends like this hard to let go of. I would like to vote we snooze fall for at least a month. 📸: @kaila_kaltrider @ West Olive, Michigan instagram.com/p/CTdpju4LiI0/…

@BZoods I thought that so many times when I worked there…

No one can stop you from putting a quarter at the very end of the aldi cart line and walking away with all the carts but one

As James Cone said in the 1960s, “while churches are debating whether a whale swallowed Jonah, the state is enacting inhuman laws against the oppressed.” The Church *must* be concerned w/justice & deep concern for people abused by the powers. The work continues. #GeorgeFloyd

Hey @TeamYouTube and @YouTubeCreators please restore the @stuffyoucanuse channel. The creators are compassionate, creative, and all about resourcing people w/ content that might otherwise break the bank. I can also send further appeals to restore their channel in haiku form 😭

@wallstra Already got one!

This. Every time I see a man use his platform to speak this truth it does something inside my soul. It helps to combat the sense of condemnation and self-sabotage I feel when I get up to use my voice in the church.

RT @DiscussingFilm: Daisy Ridley responds to Ted Cruz’s diss about Rey. “I am very happy to be an emotionally tortured Jedi…who doesn’t le…

@wallstra @rachelnpr If Twitter let you do more than just ❤️ a post I would do 🤯 instead. 😭😭😭

RT @richvillodas: As James Cone said in the 60s, “while churches are debating whether a whale swallowed Jonah, the state is enacting inhuma…