Dave Singleton

@cecsquared Plot twist, the owner is only pricing it this high on Fridays during Lent!

We have a new chicken salad place in my little Indiana town and a sandwich is $16?! For chicken salad???

@julia_doubleday @AAA_Travel I know i am a stranger on the internet, but I live in MD and am happy to help if needed.

My dad is driving to DC for the first time since my mom died in Jan and he hit a deer. He called @AAA_Travel for help and a tow & they asked to speak to my mother. He informed them she just died & they said he can’t use the policy then & left a 70 year old grieving man stranded

@cecsquared We got a new kitten and named him Huckleberry Furr

Ok, I think we all could use some joy right now. Tell me something good! and/or send fun memes

@Matt_Pinner Elanor

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@BenStiller @MichaelDBrandt @stillerssoda

@MichaelDBrandt Hey there! Ben doesn’t have a social media manager. It’s me. I can’t stop taking about myself in the third person. Wait i just did. Hope you check out our soda. It’s low sugar and all natural and taste great. 🖖@stillerssoda

Got ratio’d by Ben Stiller’s social media manager 😭 happy Monday.

@cecsquared Thank you! I will pray for your intentions too!

@da5e_ On it.

How can I pray for you this evening?

Maryland Basketball’s season officially comes to an end, with the Terps going 12-21. What grade would you give Buzz Williams in year one? ⬇️

@Zo_bo_fo_sho Perhaps, but the real ones would appreciate that real life is messy and you are a good wife and mother and you long to bring others to Christ.

A lot of catholic twitter would really think of me, my kids, my life, my daily activities as trashy/childish/wasteful/useless

Happy Birthday selfie with me and my beautiful not online wife!

@Zo_bo_fo_sho I will be praying for you.

Decided against all apprehensions to be the vice president of the PTA for the 2026-2027 school year

@jdflynn Adam and Eve

I never really noticed before these two people at the very bottom of this mural at my parish. Trying to decide who they are. What do you think?

@Zo_bo_fo_sho Not very many people have seen it. It's very nostalgic for me. Its a little weird but I love it!

@da5e_ I haven’t seen that! I should watch it with my kids

Name some Disney movies that you really liked Cinderella Sleeping Beauty Lilo and Stitch Up

Canada is still wayyyyyyyyy better than USA. We dominated all game but got goalied

The problem with losing to the USA is having to deal with Americans inability to win with class.

So one team dominates, gets goalied & loses in a gimmick. 35 million devastated & hand-wringing for the next 4 years. The other team celebrates & in 24 hours its fans will forget about it for the next 4 years and get back to the sports that actually matter to them 🤷🏽‍♂️

Yes, I got up at 6 am on a Sunday just so I could watch Canada put these bitch-ass Americans in their place.

@granthpaulsen I wish I knew how to make a bot to post this on all the Canada cope posts.

If it worked like this, the Caps would have 4 cups during the Rock the Red era.