@shaunvlog_ That’s a portable rabies distribution device. Its cuteness will let it steal your heart, food, and life.
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Dan Charles
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Dan Charles
@dancharles
I am just a guy who writes software, still mourning Snoop Dogg (my beagle). Not the guy from NPR.
New Orleans, LA เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2008
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America what the HELL is this and can I keep it as a pet? 😍
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@txsalth2o It’ll be sooner. It will be more “nuanced” than his feeds. It will be awful.
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Four years from now we’re going to get a Netflix movie about Freddy’s World Cup road trip…
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There’s no way we can allow Instagram and TikTok be my most followed accounts. Come on people of X hit the button 🇺🇸🤝🏴
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Pretty sure there have been periods (plural) with a great many more antisemitic incidences in Germany.
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@303Hockey Nelson’s got a full NMC, so he doesn’t get traded unless he wants to be. Buest guess is Nuke and possibly some undersized D prospects.
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Alright. Ross Colton is the first domino to fall in the new Joe Sakic GM era.
Who’s next?
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I don’t hate him, and will continue root for him no matter if he’s an Av or not—though not if he’s playing against the Avs. BUT, I’d prefer to move on from him and give that 6D role to our younger players (Behrens, Gagne, someone who surprises at camp). Burns $4m cap ($1m base last year, $3m bonus paid as dead money this coming year) hit is too much.
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Why do some Avs fans hate Brent Burns?
Statistically he was good for the Avs
Spencer@Spence0202
Hopefully this helps towards keeping Burns and Kulak around
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@megangley Appreciate the transparency, that’s rarely seen by voters.
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Here's a closer look at my 2025-26 NHL Award ballot packed with some insight behind my voting decisions :)
guerillasports.net/colorado-avala…
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@citchmook I did not. I expected him to win them both in the same season.
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Be honest, did you think Nathan MacKinnon would secure a Rocket Richard before an Art Ross?
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@japan_nobunaga I lost all mine in a tragic boating accident.
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Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸
Do you actually own a gun?
In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once.
Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never.
But online, every American just goes
"oh, mine's in the nightstand"
like it's a phone charger 🔌
So now I'm genuinely curious:
What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got?
Is this normal everywhere in the US?
Or just some states?
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@VinnysCorner1 True for my first, childhood favorite team. Four times over true if you include the teams my allegiance changed to after I moved to their city, while I was living in that city.
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True or False: You’ve seen your favorite NFL team win 2 Super Bowls in your lifetime.
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@ColoradoEagles @baileyycurtis That really cool. She KNOWS puck.
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From Video Coach to Assistant Coach to Head Coach. We are so proud of your growth these past two seasons. We can’t wait to see you thrive with PWHL Las Vegas!
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@SkylarSkye3 We have these special doctors called “Dentists”. And “Orthodontists”.
We (or our insurance company) pay them money.
They cause us great pain for their own joy and that keeps our teeth looking fabulous.
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Why does every American seem to have amazing teeth?
Serious question.
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Patrick Roy posted a .974 save percentage in the 1996 Stanley Cup Final. The highest of all-time.
Stopped 147 of 151 shots, allowing only four goals through four games. Stopped all 63 shots in game four to secure the Stanley Cup. Nobody better when it matters most. The greatest.
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@japan_nobunaga I got one of my Covid vaccines (or booster?) in a drive through.
Connecticut
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Okay this might sound silly but… 🤔
I heard Americans can get married,
get coffee, pick up prescriptions,
and even vote-adjacent stuff
without leaving their car.
In Japan we have drive-through at some
fast food places. That's about it.
What's the weirdest thing YOU'VE seen
with a drive-through lane?
Drop your state! 🇺🇸
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@japan_nobunaga When I lived in PA we have drive thru beer stores (drive in, order/pay, pop your trunk, and they put in cases or kegs). But now, I live in New Orleans. We have drive thru bars, called Daiquiri Stands (drive in, order/pay, they hand the DRIVER cocktails & shots).
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@seandsweeney “I pulled the number out of some other person’s ass, and I don’t remember who I fisted” isn’t the defense you think it is.
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My goodness… Everyone jumping down my throat about the 6.6 number!
I saw it thrown around here somewhere that that was the number… And yes, I didn’t spend another 10 hours vetting it correctly. I just wrote it down.
I don’t care if he fixes world hunger, my whole point was that he could do something in a major way!
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I believe that @elonmusk is entitled to the trillions and more that he may be worth in this lifetime for the value he has created.
I also believe it would be the most baller move of all time to stroke a $6.6 billion check and end world hunger.
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@SECBarstool Miami (Ohio) winning the NCAA College Football National Championship
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The USA winning the World Cup would be what in college football terms?
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Absolutely. And I recommend Americans take road trips too. See the sights, but see the people too.
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius
Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates. Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone. So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans. But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming. Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline. He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse. And he loves it. That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.
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