Dane Cook

This is the best news of the year. No cap.. on nation.. rad af and totally awesome. Bet. Fist bump. Exiting the chat.

The Rise of Bob Sugar!! “It’s not show friends… it’s show business.” Jay Mohr

Shhhhh America… time for rest.

Where do we go from here? @DaneCook See Dane tonight at 7pm in The Main Room on Legends featuring @jayleno @howiemandel @carolleifer +more! Low Ticket Warning. Get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy

Who wins? Who takes it all? 🏀

unarmed and finally defeated

@AB84 Thx AB this is powerful.

Ditch 2 hours of Netflix today… watch this instead. I promise you won’t regret it.

If you’re a struggling comedian.. seemingly lost on the road, playing some club with a wacky name that offers temp residence in a comedy condo with a couch Dennis Wolfberg probably crashed on during the comedy boom.. congrats.. you’re exactly where you are suppose to be. It’s the hard road dog years alone and lonely that all add up later. Listen not everyone is meant for the big time kid.. but just the part where you’re up there doing it is where the accomplishment already lives. Hone the craft.. use the time alone to carve out your true honest identity. Define your personal constitution. Fall in love with every crowd and then leave them in the middle of the night for some other stage and show. Journal it all.. each day. At least one line about who you are.. where you are.. how you see the world or how you think it sees you. Do this and it leads you to your own personal finish line. Just remember to throw a sheet over that couch before you crash on it. Godspeed.

RIP Kiki Shepard I grew up watching Showtime at the Apollo and episode after episode Kiki Shepard was always there to usher you towards your dream or sometimes show you the exit but there was always - from my couch seat - love in her heart. Her impact on comedy culture was huge. Condolences to all who loved her! So so many.

There is a fine line between a flattering impersonation and meanspirited now-you-fuckin-wit-me.

90s + 00s .. when we first met. 🙏🏼🔥❤️

slick slickness

funny biz part 2 + hair update

funny biz

So proud to be a part of Lorne’s legacy. Our chats especially in his NY office are some of the most impactful of my life and career. Talkin’ shop with the guy that literally opened the shop! Watch this for sure via @FocusFeatures

Hey @elonmusk -- thoughts -- via Grok: "NY Senate Bill S7263 (advanced from committee 6-0 last week) makes AI chatbot operators liable for damages if their bot gives "substantive response, information, or advice" in licensed professions like medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering & more—anything that'd be unauthorized practice if done by a human. Requires clear AI notice, but it doesn't protect from suits."

@JamesGunn 💚💚💚

You manifested it early. The official #Lanterns teaser is here. Coming this August.

@AB84 Now I understand how powerful a porch with a comfy chair is.

Now I understand why my Dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

The entire restaurant is fold out tables and rickety chairs. In the back corner is a table of producers, actors and that one lone crew member taking swear bucket bets. On the way out everyone yawns and thanks the chef as they toss their uneaten stale chocolate chip cookie into a grey barrel lined with a black trash bag.

Gonna make a restaurant chain that introduces to the world the strange and exotic world of film crew catering. A random mix of Italian/Mexican/Middle American dishes with a glop of chimichurri served with watery lemonade and a bucket of DIY ice cream. I will call it CRAFTY.

@TheLewisTan 🔥🔥🔥

Katana training coming back 👀