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@_Hazpilicueta I would rather leave a video and re open it over and over for 40 seconds than watch one single 20 second ad

@LiverpoolZNE But you needed an extra day to prepare?

🚨🔴 World Cup winner Christophe Dugarry expects a massacre at the Parc des Princes from PSG in their Champions League quarter-final when they take on Liverpool ✅: “It’s going to be a walk in the park, honestly. Liverpool are disastrous. 14 wins, 10 losses, and 7 draws since the start of the season in the league. They’re catastrophic. I’m not going to say they have bad players, but they don’t play together. In my opinion, the difference in level is colossal. I think PSG will wrap up the quarter-final in the first leg. Have you seen Liverpool play? They’re catastrophic! They have no legs; they have nothing. Technically they have good players; they’re not clumsy, but they play at a snail’s pace. When you see the intensity PSG manages to bring, with their legs back, with their mental strength and everything else they’ve regained… There’s no comparison between the two teams. It’s going to be a massacre!”

@Mart0Rowe @SportScran Came here to do tha ahahaha

Hotdog at B-67, Nuuk Stadium, Greenland 🇬🇱 25 DKK (£2.90)

@facetedcarapace It’s disgusting either way

I think people who don't like it are conceptualizing it as a salad instead of as a condiment

@NightGod333 Can you move out of the way of the subtitles please

What he Encountered Haunts him to this Day 👍

@varadmehta This tweet is the tweet that informed me it was the same band (essentially)

Has anyone ever explained how they went from Jefferson Airplane and "White Rabbit" to Starship and "We Built This City"? Like, how was that even possible?

@Mercury_Fan_97 @TomDPearson @theserfstv Oh yeah sometimes the thread goes so deep you forget the original point

@davidmill93 @TomDPearson @theserfstv Seinfeld isn’t new

It's Always Sunny is still on tv and is more offensive in a single episode than Friends was in the totality of its run

@fartpog A clearly unbiased opinion

taking the credit from joe keery who immediately said “they’re here.” he set the joke up

@yzystatus @ninetynineway @pepsi Do not apologise there was not even a glimpse of sarcasm in anything previously said.

@Kidd_Kream @ninetynineway @pepsi looool my bad there’s too many serious tweets under here i’m failing to register that there’s any jokes in my mentions

.@pepsi You had no problem giving him a commercial though🤔

@yzystatus @pepsi In 2005?

Nothing worse than seeing the Uber driver on your map, turn around and go back to the food place in real time

@ianyoungkop Always loved that he doesn’t really have climbing powers just doesn’t care about the dangers of it ahahahah

Marvel need to swallow their pride and put this on Disney plus.

@theballisorange Thought it was a box of darts

I found the saddest beverage

@idlewildgirl It’s a kebab nail

His nails have just ruined Easter for me

Could do the crystal maze in Charlie chalks

@anon_opin Doesn’t involve enough people. Quizzes are to occupy the punters

TV quiz shows should licence out their formats to pubs so that they can put on local versions. It would add a whole new dimension to the pub quiz. Imagine getting to play The Chase or Who Wants to be a Millionaire? in your local. I'd be there with bells on.

What is the worst thing either said, or carried out in an episode of Friends? All I can think of is they ripped Chandler cos his dad was a drag queen

@TomDPearson @theserfstv Seinfeld was multicam and far more brutal than friends

@theserfstv It's Always Sunny is a SINGLE CAM comedy on cable, multicam shows like Friends is what she's talking about

@jbmxuaeb @uptowndonkey0 @theserfstv There’s at least 4 episodes removed. Paddy’s next top Billboard, Lethal Weapon 5, Dee Day and the first of two episodes where Charlie works in the school

@uptowndonkey0 @theserfstv They have an episode in s14 that’s been removed from streaming because of offensive characters that was called out as racist the whole time in the episode lol

@them_failure I used to do this with 360 bars except I never managed it

Friend is receiving prophetic insight

Someone give me a wiki speedrun to do