David Fitzjarrell 🟧💙

@atrupar @TPBlue4 What we understand is @SecScottBessent has buffalo shit where his brain should be.

WELKER: What do you say to Americans who feel they were promised lower costs and now they're getting the opposite? BESSENT: The American people are beginning to understand thanks to President Trump that there is no prosperity without security

@MollyJongFast No, @realDonaldTrump has his head up his ass and his shit is obscuring the view.

Does this mean the war is over?

@JacDalAM I’ll be 69 in July.

@ddfdba I’m 53. Now. Ha.

Good morning! Happy Sunday! Thank you for all the love yesterday! Happy to hear from everybody! I’m a firm believer that if you take a minute to wish me a happy birthday, I’m going to thank you... so if you got caught up in that, sorry! 😂 Have a great day! 💙 Xo

@JacDalAM Betcha I’m older…

@ddfdba Ha. As am I, but I have to learn to stop being so nice.

@atrupar @LeeJohnson65 “High-level training”: Gun: Targets:

BASH: Are ICE agents going to move into American airports starting tomorrow? HOMAN: Yes. I'm currently working on the plan. We'll execute tomorrow. BASH: Are ICE agents even remotely trained to handle security at airports? HOMAN: ICE agents receive high-level training.

@Suzierizzo1 @Melanie86862076 x.com/colonel_myway/…

Who do you think is a bigger threat to this Country right now? 💙 1. Pam Bondi Or 2. Stephen Miller

@JacDalAM I’m old and ugly, I have to be nice. 🙂🙂🙂

@ddfdba David, it was wonderful. Thank you so much. 💙

@DougWahl1 @KathleenIrish75 “It’s Career Day at Wattsamatta Elementary and we have Miss Hooty Hoohah, from The Titanic Titty Palace, here to demonstrate ‘exotic dance’. We know some girls will be drawn to this exciting occupation so it’s our duty to have these workers represented.”

MAGA IS SOLVING PROBLEMS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD! Rep Mary Miller (R IL) has introduced a bill that would ban strippers from performing in schools. When asked how often this has happened.. she was unable to name on reported case. Your thoughts?

@LindenmuthWendi “Ah ain’t gotz nun, takes fiber fer thet.”

What has been the apotheosis of your weekend? 🤔

@covie_93 Fart.

What would ICE agents even do at airports???

@AuntSassyAss Honestly a pay toilet in Yuma wouldn’t be unreasonable.

Useless poll time ⏲️ Where would you rather be???

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Pokémon cards, maybe. Otherwise he’s got nothing, he’s flying blind in a blizzard and his instruments aren’t working.

Trump publicly threatens Canada: "We have all the cards. Every single one. We don't want to do anything bad, but economically we have such power over Canada. I'd rather not use it ... it's not going to work out well for Canada." @atrupar (2025)

@karlykingsley I’ve got the sauerkraut and Limburger sliders!!!

Who’s bringing what to the rapture pot luck tomorrow?

Lara Trump bombs singing in New York and triggers a global dog howling emergency.🤭

@hopewarrior615 Yes, they do.

Say a prayer for Phoenix. Autoimmune diseases SUCK! 😭

@EastEndJoe There are no trees that look like cheese And cheese has never looked like trees And neither compares to frozen peas Unless, of course, you have to sneeze But never do it in the breeze Or near a camel that has fleas You might lose your toupee

Send me the words that say what you were too afraid to say out loud.

@ArtCandee “Ahv seed better lookin possumz wut bin hit by a truck.”

Donald Trump posted this picture of himself when he was younger. Still ugly, inside and out.

@highbrow_nobrow So why are you sucking the shit out of @realDonaldTrump ‘s ass, @LindseyGrahamSC ???

Lindsey Graham on Trump in 2016: “He's a kook. I think he's crazy. I think he's unfit for office...He's not a conservative Republican. He's an opportunist.”

@JustAMomNamedMM Pumpkin pie

My favorite chapstick is the original one with the black label. Which one is your favorite?