Jossy

Victor Osimhen very soon 😂

@_AsiwajuLerry My bet to cut 😂

Tell us something that will 100% happen in this match.

We are all man city today right?

You must be sick if you're enjoying this Tottenham downfall

Since Chelsea won Barcelona, they never have peace of mind

@_AsiwajuLerry With which ever way possible, get the 3 points I hate to see united win sha

As a Man United fan, are you happy with the type of football your Club played today? Don’t lie o.

@jon_d_doe The worst part is that some of the married men reading this, their wives are sleeping with their pastor and they will train the pastor's child

By the way, when he met his wife suddenly at her shop facing the pastor in a compromising position, the pastor was fingering his wife. End.

@jon_d_doe I fear religious women more sef, those ones that knee down to greet their pastor but calls their husband papa Emeka, fear them, that pastor is just one call away from sleeping with her

"My wife is a very religious woman, she doesn't joke with God and she's always very prayerful". Isorite.

@MindOfHeadking America is a country where 20% are mentally insane

Ayo… what the fuck?

Leave that small town you call home before it kills your dreams.

6. Keep a pen in your pocket, even if you don’t write. 7. Let people finish their sentences, never interrupt. 8. Hide how much you make, even from friends.

cheat codes: 1. Never drink cold water immediately after a meal. 2. Don’t leave a glass of water uncovered overnight. 3. Sleep with your bedroom door closed. Always. 4. Put a photo of your younger self in your wallet. 5. Never announce you’re starting a new habit.

@MindOfHeadking 1) All of them all the same 2) Cheating is not where they draw the line, just don't go broke. 3) She will not value you when she is confident you're dating only her

One lesson you’ve learnt from dating women?

If she shakes A$$ on social media, she's for sale, price her straight up

You're about to add "good morning" to the "good night" she didn't reply Have some shame

@john322226 @john322226 please sir, help me with the XBlue

I've been quoting a lot of tweets lately because I want to increase my quote velocity in the algorithm. Quote tweets make it easier to gain impressions from random contents on TL..you just add your opinion instead of creating original posts when you're tired or low on ideas.

Focus on the money, your wife is not even born yet

Men are in love and women are in business

@Amanda14820099 @AfricanHub_ If this is your prove that God Exist than it's terrible because you don't actually have a single point

@dearson101 @AfricanHub_ 7.5 billion ppl on earth, not 1 has the same fingerprint. You have 3.2 billion markers in yr blood not 1 the same as 7.5 bill ppl, yet yr ancestors can be traced to the beginning of time not to mention mill of fish, animals, plants each with a unique dna

Where was God during slavery

@UTDTrey So that dwarf in man united is no longer the best winger 😂

No noise, no Instagram stories, no aura farming, just pure football quality The best winger in the world