Deborah Graff

@LabradorRodeo The injustice of it all!

Fasting blood work. It’s the ultimate Labrador betrayal. “THEY POKED ME WITH NEEDLES AND I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD BREAKFAST!” — Sonny

@LabradorRodeo Should I serve as arbiter?

I bought garlic/dill cheese curds today because my BFF who loves cheese curds is coming to visit me next week, & I had to send her a pic of them to ensure they will not magically disappear (and I not pretend they never existed) by the time she arrives. LORD, CHEESE ME STRENGTH.

Someone needs to check on Steve Kornacki. He’s breaking down the differences between the four Colorado Blvd Targets.

@Ballroom20Line Got in line outside under the tents at 1:45. Line is still moving slowly but surely toward the Ballroom at 2:07.

Gonna have space for #InterviewWithTheVampire

@SD_Comic_Con Yes me too! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyone else? #SDCC #Severance

@KatCOrtega No snow at my house—I feel cheated!

This is my walk after work and I missed it, like “All Summer in a Day!” 😭

@RobotDeathSquad @csessions_tru @robert_graff This was the only one I was sure of! I still wish I’d taken a photo despite the hulking bodyguard who took one look at my tentatively posed phone and shook his head menancingly.

@RobotDeathSquad @baroquebobcat I am on the verge of buying a new rice cooker. Tell me more please, do you recommend a specific model?

@EmilyRNunn @ChrisGNguyen I don’t even remember how I started following you. I just like the way you write and the interesting things you say. Salad, politics, sandwiches. It’s all good.

@robert_graff The kids say I should retweet this to help it go viral

What if captchas are just a way for robots to find & meet other robots and fall in love? Robot desperately seeking same who enjoys pics of crosswalks, bridges & bicycles

@RobotDeathSquad @pdxposhy Same stress here. If my 14yo can get a booster today I might keep her home a week. But I don’t have clarity yet on whether anywhere is actually doing boosters for the 12-15 year olds yet, or if there are more hoops yet to be jumped through.

Are you sending your kid(s) to school tomorrow?

@RobotDeathSquad I believe I saw @robert_graff doing this for breakfast today.

@amy_k_hall @XianMind Thanks to Amy and the magic of algorithms, I’m seeing this too, and I’m not happy about it.

@XianMind Why, Keith?! WHY?!

I hope I can forget having seen this by tomorrow night's dinner.

@RobotDeathSquad I hire someone to clean the area rugs and sofas once a year. It’s expensive. As a stopgap I would try to borrow a rug cleaner; maybe ask your online neighborhood groups.

@RobotDeathSquad I want this.

@RobotDeathSquad Accurate.

@haleshannon Yes! Also, my teens are borrowing many of their assigned books for high school English class. My 16yo likes to listen to the audio version while reading the text at the same time.

@AmmoniteInk We gave out ramen packets along with candy and you have never seen more excited teenage trick-or-treaters.

How do ppl not like teen trick or treaters? We saw teens dressed as The Dread Pirate Roberts, a washing machine, a cardboard box, and "A shark that's into extremes sports" Nobody does Halloween like teenagers.

@RobotDeathSquad I shamelessly prod and squeeze them in the store for just this reason

@HMCWrites @Amy_Ariel_Fitz @ShannonHassan Congratulations! Your book sounds fantastic!

When you dream of a moment every day for years and then it actually happens. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 Thank you to @Amy_Ariel_Fitz and @ShannonHassan for believing in me and INDIGO and to #pitchwars crews both 2015 and 2020. So grateful for your friendship and support.