Delaney Gates

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

Washington is broken and the system is rigged – and Texas families are paying the price. Today I’m announcing I’m running for the U.S. Senate because Texans deserve someone who will fight for them. From working to lower costs to taking on corruption, I’m ready to be the fighter Texans deserve.

Thank you, Texas.

It’s Election Day hotties!! Make sure y’all get up and go vote 💙👏🏾 @ColinAllredTX

GOTV views from Austin this weekend!!! #TeamAllred #AllredyVoted

Happy Halloween from Cancun!

The people of Texas, regardless of party, have the opportunity to elect a leader with character, vision, and the willingness to roll up his sleeves and work hard to do right by them. Let’s help send a great leader like @ColinAllredTX to the U.S. Senate.

TEXAS!!!!! TEXASSSS!! TEXASSSS!! TEXAS!!!!!!TEXAS! You're UP!! We need you to show up and show out for @ColinAllredTX!! He is up for the U.S. Senate to represent TEXAS!! WE NEED THIS SEAT!! So on your ballot, he's up at the top and the ONLY name you should check is COLIN ALLRED! @ColinAllredTX!! LETSSSSGOOOOTEXAS!! Colin is not out here trying to play petty politics with your future!!! Cast your vote for @ColinAllredTX

Texas!!!!! Please elect someone who won't take off to Cancun when the people need a real leader. @ColinAllredTX for senator!!!!

Time to sing a new song.

we went to the cancún restaurant & bar in lubbock and everyone knew you

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@thotsharing Ray❤️

All aboard y’all, we’re firing Ted Cruz

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

“There is no way I could even contemplate him winning the election.” - @SpeakerPelosi #TribFest24

@karaswisher follows up “Do you know something I don’t know?” “I know a cowardice when I see one” -@SpeakerPelosi #TribFest24

“What advice do you for Donald Trump” @karaswisher asks. @SpeakerPelosi responds “You think he’s gonna show up?” 🤣🤣 #TribFest24