Dickyy son chama

@sholard_mancity Mambo ya kawaida huku kitobo....

In Tanzania last week, men were claiming they “lost” their private parts after being greeted. Now, a similar case is reported in Taveta, Kenya yesterday. They say it just vanishes. I don’t believe this for a second, but the speed at which people are accepting it without evidence is more worrying than the claim itself. Below is an image of some of the suspects in Tanzania

@Bookten8 Maombi,,,a family that prays together stays together

Haya tumeshiba. What next?

@_MtuTano Ngojaaaaaa,,ati model labda model ya gari...🤣🤣🤣🤣

One thing about such a couple?? They produce the most intelligent set of kids. Their kids end up being Engineers, doctors etc. Rarely do they end up as models, they can't qualify. The future ahead is so bright like Bookten's forehead. I wish them nothing but the best in life😁🫡

@Itswambuaa Watu wanatesem Ka huku nje,,Mimi Friday ni half day , Monday nayo naanzanga 10

Disadvantage kubwa ya kua employed na private sector ni atu Saturdays are working days

@Gitz__ First glance ni ya jaymodecin

Siku hizi unakula hadi Malcolm ?

@its_Kaka_ke @MaryKwamboks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MaryKwamboks Bookten anakuanga kila mahali kama chumvi

Mzee amevaa suti mimi nimetokea tu vile nataka 😭😭😭 Ndio tunaanza lakini.

@MaryKwamboks Nikama unajiforce kwa huyu mbaba,,,,

@Kibata254 @Omwamikee Inategemea wee ni Daktari mgani.kuna daktari wa mifugo, daktari wa kuku,Kuna dkt oburu,Kuna daktari ruto,Kuna daktari wa pussy,Kuna daktari wa meno,Kuna daktari wa madaktari,Kuna daktari wa kienyeji,yaani kwa ufupi madaktari ni wengi

@Omwamikee Aache uogo mi daktari with 3 years of experience na hakuna kitu kama io

Amerx has said this is the most useless bread,, do you agree with him?

@hope_ful1 And what did you achieve

Cheated on my BF, came back the same day and my BF ate my pussy. He literally eat another guy's cum

Only kalenjins are getting government jobs, the rest of you KipApplying, Kipwating, Kipsuffering, Kipcomplaing, Kipcrying but finally Kipkwaiyet😂😂

@Broadbasedgal Kwani atatolewa mara ngapi,,si Kuna yule mama ndio SG wa odm...ama

BREAKING NEWS: Chama Kubwa ODM is planning to remove Edwin Sifuna as Secretary General, Senate Deputy Minority Whip, and to deregister him from the party. Sifuna is expected to handover the official ODM cars. Kufurahisha watu ni kitu mbaya sana. Ona sasa kimemramba

We are ending the era of deceptive politics where leaders make promises they neither plan nor intend to keep.

@WilliamsRuto Huko nyuma Kila mtu amepata uongo yake...

@BernardKavuli She meant artificial insemination,sorry for the typo....

Machakos Governor Wavinya Ndeti says she did her thesis in Artificial Intelligence in 1992, but Miguna Miguna disagrees, saying there was no university offering such a program at that time. Which is which?

@hon_wamuchomba Let him deliver even triplets but the fact is,,,,,wantam

Dear Opposition, William Ruto has delivered his promise in Coffee, leather and sugar after the CARTEL master exited the scene. Stop talking bubbles, give us your agenda on Macademia , cashewsnuts ,potatoes and avocados. Tunachoka na Matusi , We only want hope for better returns.

@Mastardcesh As long as anakula pudesh yenye Iko na wrinkles na white hair that's not an achievement , mtoto wa kiume anafanya umalaya,,yeye ni nyang'anya.....

After all criticism and online bullying, Guardian Angel and his old Momma Esther Musila acquire a 20 Acre land in Ukamba. Tafteni pesa papa, stop bullying others wenye washamake it in life😂 mimi saii sitaki kuingilia affairs za watu hehehe. Most of you walikuwa wanangoja heartbreak. Don't expect any downfall of the two😂 they're in real relationship. Si pia wewe utafte yako ama😂

@Broadbasedgal Sema wantam kwanza

I am in urgent need of 200k. Nikipaste number hapa mtanichangia? I know Kenyans are generous

@hon_wamuchomba Madam nyamaza

One Reason why William Ruto must go on with this good work past 2027 . From 11sh per kilo of coffee cherry to 155 sh per kilo . This is happening today ! Two term for President Ruto . And the Duchess of Githunguri is happy ! Two term loading ✌️✌️✌️✌️

@Shmainamaina1 @Kenyans Sijasema hivyo.....

@dickychama @Kenyans Politicians wenye hufanya hivi wako sawa pia sio?

Mbavu Destroyer buys food for children in his neighbourhood after boxing match with Majembe

@kijana_misa Si useme ni askari gongo pale Qatar

Watu wamejoin huku juzi najua hamjui Masao buana. He used to be a bigwig huku akiuza mayai hapo Archives. Kila siku hundreds of tweeps kwanza bigwigs walikuwa wanakula mayai, smokies na kebabs kwa huyu msee. Today, inasemekana alipata kazi abroad and he is doing so good in life. Chenye nataka kusema hata wewe uko hapo mjengo usijali siku yako pia inakuja.