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@DoodlesTyres can you please ask one of your employees to stop parking his bloody great big sign written van outside my house overnight!! Blocks out all the street lighting. Tell him to park the bloody thing outside his own house!! Thanks

@theRealTavarish Leave it for MatArmstrong to wast his money on...Then buy it from him! 😉

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that I could possibly buy this. And let's say for the sake of argument that it could be fixed for a very large sum of money. Should I buy it and how many organs should I sell to get it?

@WiltsSpecOps Can I just add that this car is listed as NOT insured yet I followed him out of North Bradley and into Yarnbrook today, until he took off like a prat again towards Hawkeridge.. Why is he getting away with it still!? 🤬

#RPU have stopped our favorite purple Audi again in Trowbridge. New tints but alas, still illegal at 31%. Exhaust also still altered to increase noise. Papers issued.

@Wiltshire999s Try Trowbridge..Loads of little pr1cks riding them with hoods & balaclavas on up and down the roads!!

Electric bikes stolen in Devizes burglary as cops hunt suspects wiltshire999s.co.uk/electric-bikes…

@matoxley One of his rear wheel 'spoilers' was missing the carbon part I noticed by the end of the race!. Was that the piece of carbon that was laying in the track!??

Martin’s aero upgrade: rear-wheel ground-effect devices & revised fairing diffusers to increase ground effect. He loves it. Bagnaia doesn’t, so is sticking with the original 2024 kit. All explained in today’s Mandalika race analysis motorsportmagazine.com/articles/motor…

@Balfes_Bikes Can someone please tell me where my order number 121895 is?? Ordered on 27th Feb and paid in full. Heard absolutely nothing since!! Won't even respond to email sent last week. 😠 Please give me an update, and if its not on its way can you cancel and refund please!?

@matoxley @Ectobass Is this what Aprilia is using in its MotoGP bike?? No wonder the riders are getting abit 'toasty' in race distance!! 🧐🤣

The pulsejet engine lives! Thanks @Ectobass 🚀

@Wiltshire999s 10 years!!. What a joke.. 😡

Man jailed for killing ‘beautiful’ sisters in 100mph Frome bypass crash wiltshire999s.co.uk/man-jailed-kil…

@WiltsSpecOps Why doesnt his reg show up on online checker??

@WiltsSpecOps He drives like a complete ar5e even to and from the Primary School in North Bradley to pick up a young child.. 🙄

#RPU have received numerous complaints about the noise and manner of driving from this RS7 in Trowbridge. Driver issued fines for exhaust altered to increase noise, no front registration plate and dangerous condition due to the tints.

@motogpontnt @boxingontnt WTF is wrong with Johns arm!!?? Is he honestly trying to flex!?? Looks so forced, someone have a word with him!! 🙈

If tonight's big fight is called #BattleOfTheBaddest... 🥊 What do we call tomorrow's race at the #ThaiGP? 🏍️💨 @boxingontnt | #MotoGP

@SoVeryBritish Sitting in the garden with No dogs barking in neighbourhood!!

What’s an extra special treat for a British person?

@OfficialBSB @tommybridewell @PBM_Team @Oulton_Park Disappointed not to see @Dannykent52 there again. Shame ☹️

It’s @tommybridewell and @PBM_Team who leads the way in the opening Free Practice session at @Oulton_Park

@Oulton_Park @OfficialBSB No Danny Kent again then? ☹️

For the first time this weekend, it’s @OfficialBSB time 🤩 Bennetts British Superbike Championship FP1 is GO 🟢

@matoxley It was all his own doing too!! He caused the pile up.

Bastianini with his injured left hand - he's had surgery - but I've heard the injury is really bad

@WiltsSpecOps Great... Now of you could just pull over the on-duty daily NHS carer drink-driver that keeps being reported to you in Trowbridge that would be grand!! 🙄

#RPU with this VW polo stopped in Trowbridge. Checks revealed the driver was not insured on the vehicle. Driver reported, vehicle Seized #NoInsuranceNoVehicle #Seized #S165

@SoVeryBritish "Bruv"

What phrase would you be happy never to hear again?

@TheFigen_ That is Kickass! 👌

He knows physics well... 👌

@ScaffoldFrome Are you aware that one of your employees in buying drugs before starting his days work!?? Prob not the best idea to buy it in front of house with CCTV whilst wearing a jumper advertising your business!. Reg WX09NXU suggest you have a word b4 police get the footage.

@Alphafox78 What the f***!! 😵