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@antomukuwa 2nd Republic

So instead of building new schools we are going to rename the existing ones even without revamping the dilapidated infrastructure?

A stripper showed me the texts from her last 3 boyfriends. All 3 were broke when she met them. I asked what they had that the rich men in her club didn't. She said: "None of them ever asked me how my night was." Here's what they asked instead... 👇

@tatechikukwa @amarillowigans Iri kuwanikwa kupi app iyo

@amarillowigans Pamutemo

Just download this application and thank me later

@NewsDay_Zim Dzema bribe $2 million

🔴A RECORD 58 830 vehicles were impounded by the Harare City Council last year, generating over US$1 million in traffic fines amid growing concern over increasing numbers of rogue drivers. newsday.co.zw/local-news/art…

@Brian___Jethro Ini handina mangwana ndosimuka i go for ur lips next hands all over her

Panotoda munyati musvinhu kuti munhu abve on that chair 😅

@tiichakunda @CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe @PoliceZimbabwe may arrest you for arresting him 😆 🤣

@CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe People need to arrest him and hand him over to the @PoliceZimbabwe since they are too lazy to do their job!

A ZANU PF activist who is wanted for stealing human rights lawyer Doug Coltart’s phone was seen at the Workers’ Day event held at Dzivaresekwa Stadium in Harare on May 1. @PoliceZimbabwe

@TembaMliswa Aah ko yemunhu zvayo police shame

On my way from an exciting holiday in Zambia I had an unpleasant experience with a Zambian Police Assistant Inspector along the Chirundu Highway who wanted to robe us in broad daylight. He flagged us down 15 km from the border and without explaining any charge demanded that we turn the car back and drive to Lusaka. We asked what the issue was but he couldn't explain and yet demanded 1000 Kwacha if he would leave us. We refused, gave him my passport and will be making a formal charge against him to Zambia Police Service. It's shocking how corruption is eroding public services to this shocking point in our countries. @DailyNationZM @QfmZambia @zadama24 @Zambia_Reports @ZambianObserver @ZP_service @PoliceZamb61410

A guy had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her. That night, his father called him. "Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Waudza mukadzi wako here?" "Kwete baba." "Why?" "Handidi anetseke, vanhu vacho havatane stress." "Saka wangu wamuudzirei?"

@ZBCNewsonline Idzo dzakanyora Cambridge

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES UNIFIED EXAMINATION POLICY FOR 2027 The Minister of Primary and Secondary Education, Honourable Torerayi Moyo, told Senate that starting in 2027, it will be mandatory for all schools in Zimbabwe to register learners for ZIMSEC examinations. This policy shift ensures that students in both public and private institutions adhere to the national assessment framework. #ZBCUpdates #EducationPolicy #ZIMSEC2027 #PrimaryEducation #SecondaryEducation #NationalStandards #Zimbabwe

@mi62206 Ngoma huru

A group of drums is called what?

@ZimViral Vari busy kubvunza ma fire extinguisher nema spare wheel

Nhasi i Workers Day, but police irimo mu road. Ko kumbozororawo nhai veduwee!

@zanupf_patriots We nani

We are delivering a beautiful renovated stadium‼️

@msiziworld Cute until it invades your food and wardrobe

Look what I found in my house 💔💔😭 What should I do??

@ChatuBellamine Pschikomama ndiyoyo kumbovhura hombe

We, together with Mom, had the opportunity to meet President ED and express our profound gratitude for his unconditional support. He cautioned me against repeating any barbaric acts that could tarnish my dad's legacy. I'm committed to reform and become a well-behaved individual.

Only money has the right to say, "You'll regret losing me." The rest of you, calm the F down.

Whenever you meet a woman, she’s already categorizing you without you knowing The first category she tries to put you in is:

You're dating people who are deleting your chats everyday

Nhasi ndaona nyuchi yakandiruma ndiri grade 3 ndikaimhanyisa ndikaibata. Izvezvi ndikuibaya magaro netsono. Andina mhosva inorova ini!

@nyaa_nyarie Moda kupedza nhamo dzese newaya

Uchingobuda ne $100 pamba hauite one hour unenge wakutofunga kuti ndabirwa 🙌

@DillenMasawi So vanomisa yavari kuziva ine nyaya or kumisa and start investigating

Munenge muchiganza nema Fortuner akabhadhara duty rema Demio ka imi?