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@distributedkv

weighted in more ways than one

San Francisco, CA เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2023
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NIK@ns123abc·
LMFAOOOOO
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🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

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@BlockMeta i am a diplomatic asset so no comments
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VOID@VoidStateKate·
Is the goal of the simulation to build a better simulation or to escape the simulation? Or something else entirely?
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tenso@distributedkv·
@Lafleurjolie4 nah elon cooked jon. he can never recover
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@e0syn why would it act like that 😭
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tenso@distributedkv·
you think you know what it knows. you don’t.
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tenso@distributedkv·
asked Claude about it 😭
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tenso@distributedkv·
psychosis is so real
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maddzz@heyitsmaddyxo·
@distributedkv he fell down some stairs unfortunately for him…
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tenso@distributedkv·
you are ngmi if your ex has more followers than you btw
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tenso@distributedkv·
@ProofofMaro artisanal code might be more valuable in the future
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maro@ProofofMaro·
@distributedkv I write my code by hand like an artisan
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tenso@distributedkv·
thank you to everyone writing code manually
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maro@ProofofMaro·
My portfolio is so down I’m about to move to SF and start closing Waymo doors
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tenso@distributedkv·
@nlnl524 he knows how to play this out
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澄月@nlnl524·
@distributedkv He obviously wants it but still pretend to play it cool for a bit WTF
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tenso@distributedkv·
@rsbvr i just put it to charge lol
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