ทวีตที่ปักหมุด
Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple
1.7K posts
Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple
@dixiecuts
the stream of consciousness that’s coming out of my urethra
Bay of Bengal เข้าร่วม Aralık 2025
16 กำลังติดตาม24 ผู้ติดตาม
@AncapAtlas @Michaeldudufudu Well I get that, it’s just that I’m not 100% sure WHAT about his face is triggering my gaydar
Maybe it’s his eyes
English
@dixiecuts @Michaeldudufudu "Gay faces" do exist to be honest. Seriously AI can actually distinguish between heterosexual and homosexual people with relatively high accuracy based on their faces. So, physiognomy I guess.
English
You're the perfect demographic to represent it to its fullest
The Gay Republican 🇺🇲✝️@GayRepublicSwag
Yesterday I was told I can’t be MAGA because I’m gay. Is this true?
English
@fleshsimulator OG iPhone SE is goated, I still have mine even if I don’t really use it
English
I used to carry two identical smashed-to-shit caseless iPhone SEs with different numbers
If you have one cracked screen $200 iphone people assume you're poor
If you have TWO cracked screen $200 iphones, with different # s, people assume you launder bitcoin for the Russian mob
Jesse@jesse_vermeulen
rocking a caseless phone says A LOT about a person iykyk
English
@mtsdw @nocontextmemes Why would you want a retarded bitch like this
English
@nocontextmemes Why can’t I find an absolutely retarded bitch like this
English
@krazii_geniius >I need to put premium in my naturally aspirated car because it “gets better fuel mileage”
English
@_6signxxx Striving for better cost margins and fire retardation standards are some of the primary reasons aviation has gone to shit
English
Real question???
Why did we move away from having this much space to being packed like sardines??Is there a log!cal reason???
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
Delta Airlines Lockheed L1011 TriStar Cabin in the 1980's.
English
@carburehater @Motor1com Well yeah but that’s like saying NSX drivers aren’t idiots
Of course they’re not but 99% of them aren’t NSX drivers
English
@dixiecuts @Motor1com Fair, most are soulless cuckboxes but F drivers tend to have wheel
English
They’re calling it the most G35 video ever
cash@spo9globoob
HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY, AND HE TRYNA LEAVE
English
@carburehater @Motor1com Idk man 90% of those I encounter on the roads are aimless idiots just like Toyotards
They’re still not aggressively clueless like Acura drivers though
English
@fleshsimulator Gotta keep her in a giant puffy jacket all the time
English
And then she warmed up and tried to walk it back and then got mad when I said being kind of chilly is not an excuse to develop the cosmology and theological perspective of Giygas from Earthbound
It was 66 degrees
Simulator di tutti i Simulatori@fleshsimulator
@rickhfox Last night she was really chilly and started talking about how she was an accelerationist with regard to dissolving the ideas of shared perception and consensus reality
English
@messedupfoods I’m a goddamn American and this guy is insane complaining about portion sizes
English
@justalexoki “Local idiot finds out water is wet, millions astounded”
English
@fleshsimulator That jewfro is wicked, it’s a shame you probably can’t grow it out like that anymore
English
I used to be in a drums-and-hammomd-organ band called Russia like ten years ago that for some reason couldn't record video footage without it getting all fucked up
English
@fleshsimulator No flesh you can’t acknowledge that these things happen disproportionately often in certain communities, you can’t want these people to better themselves, that’s like *checks notes* bad or something
English
A lot of people think I'm a racist, when the truth is that I get obsessively enraged by people who cannot get out of their own way
English
I want black people to have to do the white people shit thats annoying and boring
I want this because I like them and want the best for them and want to live in a genuinely integrated society where everybody puts back their shopping cart and nobody carjacks uber drivers
English
@_Blindinho_ No idea why people talk about going grey like it’s this terrible thing
Look at Tom Scott
English
@Michaeldudufudu He’s like, having fun or something bro, lay off
English
I cannot stand this performative bro dude masculinity
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho
Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?
English
@washghost1 Front end needs to look a little more like a 9th gen
English
I like this more than the actual new Broncos. It wouldn’t hurt them to try and put a little more old school into these vehicles they’re kind of rebooting
English
@fleshsimulator >not being a pothead makes you a raped goyslave
they’re calling it the most raped goyslave take of all time
English
@OsoBlanc0 Stroking out from alcohol withdrawals or seizing into a coma from benzo withdrawals is awful and somehow still not as commonly known as it should be
English
As savage as opioid withdrawal can feel, it’s got not nothing on cold-turkey alcohol or benzo withdrawal as far as danger goes. You can absolutely die from cold-turkey complications with both. End stage alcoholism is not a pretty sight
Peché Africa 🇿🇦@pmcafrica
Eish.. mara.. how do people arrive at this stage of alcoholism 💔
English