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@MattWalshBlog Did you know one of the meteorologists for the Pacific campaign was Mao? We gave him a cool sword.

One of the big reasons for the current lack of patriotism and pride in our nation’s history is that about 40 years ago our most prominent storytellers in Hollywood just basically stopped telling stories about American history altogether, unless it has something to do with WW2, civil rights, or slavery. I mean they just released a movie about the meteorologist who did the weather report for D-Day. They’ll give WW2 weathermen their own movies before they tell a story from any other era of American history. The Right has attempted to counteract this a little bit, but “conservative” attempts at American history films and TV shows are invariably hokey and kid friendly, the kind of thing you can watch with your grandmother and your 5 year old, and you’ll all be equally informed and bored by the experience. We need R-rated adult-oriented American history stories. Daniel Boone should have his own series. It would be gritty and violent and not for children, but it would also be phenomenally entertaining and put an American legend back on the cultural map, so to speak. The fact that Daniel Boone hasn’t been depicted on screen at all since like the 60s is a travesty. Throw a dart at that guy’s Wikipedia page and you’ll land on something that could be its own feature length trilogy. That’s just one example. How is there not a great R-rated movie or series about Antietam? Or Kit Carson? Or the Panama Canal? How does Theodore Roosevelt not have like 10 movies about different periods of his life? You could go much farther back to pre-American history. A movie about Cortes’s conquest of Tenochtitlan would be tremendous and horrifying and fascinating, and it would introduce into the public consciousness one of the world’s most incredible stories that most Americans know next to nothing about. And on and on. The possibilities are literally endless. All of these movies, if they’re executed to even a B+ level, could make hundreds of millions of dollars and transform the culture in a way that a million podcast monologues never could. If the Right actually wants to reclaim the culture, this is the place to start.

@coryfromphilly If Obama did this, it too would be gay and unappealing because America is a garbage fire and our culture is in decay. I’m sure he’d have a banger of a Spotify playlist. Kendrick would do Not Like Us!

If Obama did this, etc., etc.

@AntiToxicPeople What the fuck is Walter Cronkite doing on that list? “Oh man, we got the spokesman for the trilateral commission over here!”

1976 bicentennial performers (live and TV): Elvis Presley, Peter Frampton, Aerosmith, Bob Hope, Paul Anka, Walter Cronkite, Santana, The Who, The Beach Boys, The Who, The Miracles, Tavares, Lionel Hampton, Ringo Starr, The Moody Blues, Three Dog Night, America, The O'Jays, Hank Williams Jr., La Toya Jackson, The Mississippi Delta Blues Band, the United States Marine Band, the US Army, Navy and Air Force Bands, the all-city marching bands. 2026 250th anniv. performers: Donald J. Trump Vanilla Ice

@luisjgomez Any more egg jokes?

Saw Breadwinner last night! Genuinely funny and a throwback to the type of movies we used to watch when we were kids! So proud of Nate!

I graduated film school at the wrong time. Too old to get fucked by Bryan Singer, too young to make 4Chan posts into spooky movies with budget.

@WKCosmo “I did it! It was me! Hahahaha!”

I am now just muting every account that writes like this.

@barbarismcrit Terrence Howard talking gibberish with a soundscape?

Any good new movies I can stream at home this weekend?

@jerr_rrej Uh excuse me. Seems too little Rabbi Schmuli in this shalom.

Trump could have been so much for White men in America but he dropped the ball. No need to celebrate loss.

@ranmasaotome96 Lalala-lala.

I always thought that was the dad from Daria on this cover.

@JamieBonkiewicz Obama brought Bozo the clown to the party. Good thing we got some slum library that looks like a bad guy location.

If Obama threw America’s 250th birthday party, every major musician in the country would be fighting for a spot on the stage instead of desperately trying to avoid it.

@Majestic1337 @lionel_trolling It’s like a gumbo!

@dotn @lionel_trolling Vanilla Immigration and Customs Enforcement is going to open for Trump who will give a rambling 2 hour speech and then it will just sort of end.

Wow, turns out you guys suck, huh?

@Levans6081 Kid Rock!!!

He held a guitar once at Graceland and now he thinks he’s a performer 😂😂😂 This dude needs to be in a home

@AdamKinzinger Kid Rock!!

I’m just…. How can someone who became president, the highest achievement in the world, still be such a hollow self-loathing husk of a man? I’d be incredibly sad if he wasnt destroying the country

@_MG_ Kid Rock!

Holy cringe. I’m not the president, nor someone who came from the entertainment space. But if I were planning an event for USA’s 250th: Biggest air show in history, & over the White House. Fleet show in NY harbor. Music provided by the many bands in every mil branch. Citizen endurance challenge with “The Discombobulator” I dunno, what else could we add?

@ThoughtCrimes80 Oh ok trump hater. That man is just good old fashioned decent. If he wants to suck his own dick and America pays for the spectacle. It’s just stars and bars American at this point.

I don’t say much about Trump anymore, but taking America’s 250th birthday and turning into some worship rally to stroke your ego is the opposite of “America First.”

@DerekCressman @EricLDaugh Oh boy, it’s a sit down.

@EricLDaugh Why do you think of fellow Americans as enemies?

🚨 LMFAO!! "NO KINGS" liberals are reportedly plotting a massive protest on President Trump's June 14th birthday, the same day as the White House UFC fight, which falls on Flag Day The SAME DEMOCRATS who gave a STANDING OVATION for *King* Charles are about to support anti-king protests again Our enemies are absolute jokes 🤡

@ettingermentum Fantastic. Another gay Vector image we’re supposed to what? Improve ‘faggot detection’?

I need the next President to just bring back 1800s White House communication styles. Campaigning in person is seen as deeply uncouth. You can only hear from them if you visit their house. Clearly something went very wrong along the way.

@AtwinGracie2002 Big Beautiful Bowjob for me!

somehow this just keeps getting more and more embarassing

@JonahDispatch It’s a cry for help. Just the capital letters. It’s kind of a lot.

President Cowbell is back!

@DeclanHyland “And that bitch tossed the diamond, what a bad time.”

So funny how Bob Dylan has a song about the Titanic that uses the names of the actors from the 1997 movie.