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@yslnadi @Iamivy05 If he doesn’t pick you, hmu! I’ll pick you 🤷🏽‍♂️

@dr_nuggs @Iamivy05 he won't pick you girl

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can’t fix shit, can’t build, don’t pay for shit , struggling to plan dates . Like what are you really here for??

You sure you good to drive bro?

@dom_lucre These guys are cooked let me get Juan and Carlos over there to show them how it’s done.

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: This footage of a bodybuilder going against a construction worker to see who is stronger has started a debate online about what ‘makes you strong.’

@SpicyBerry Yes. No. Yes.

does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

@DearS_o_n Everyone in the comments are the real MVPs

@Tekeee Fuck bro best advice I can give is this, go get some bitches and just live life somewhere dope. I’m 38 in the same boat but I’m not a millionaire. I dont know how good this advice is but life’s too short you’re probably a good dude too but it’s time for savage season. Fuck hoes

I’m 40 years old Lonely Childless But I’m a millionaire Unfortunately money doesn’t fill the spot in the heart that a family would :/

@lady_valor_07 I think if you don’t tip 20% on your bill you’re a piece of shit 🤷🏽‍♂️

@xxterberry It’s called orbiting and I hate it. You take a girl out on a nice date, you make the plans, take the lead, it goes great! They text you moments after you drop the off, down for a second date, then all of a sudden it goes dry/cold but she still views every story and orbits. wtf?

Dating in 2026 is wild: 3 months of daily texts and FaceTime Then they ghost you but still view every story like a loyal fan. 🤡

@SerialPisces A blonde or a brunette or both 🤷🏽‍♂️

PISCES, fill in the blank: When the devil can’t reach you, he sends a (insert zodiac sign here) !

@Ruby__8090 #7 but her place might smell like curry 🤷🏽‍♂️

Which one is more beautiful.? Be honest.

@MasculinePeak Literally me af and never again. You show up exactly how you want to then it gets thrown in your face and you get ghosted. Modern dating sucks. Gentlemen are not appreciated. Never do this.

Every man does this once, until a woman brutally teaches him never to be this loving and vulnerable again.

@wine_018 I be taking girls out on first dates not expecting anything pay for everything and I still get ghosted lol

Went on a first date last night—nice spot, vibing okay. Barely finished appetizers when dude hits me with: 'You tryna come back to my crib after this?' I laugh it off: 'Nah man, we just met, let's chill and see.' Bro's face changes INSTANT. 'Bet. Then you paying for your half.' I didn't even blink. Smiled, flagged the server like 'Yo, can you box this up and slide me to a solo booth real quick? Thanks.' Moved my steak and drink across the room, ate in peace, tipped heavy on my portion only.

@Jjonahjames69 Definitely not enough beer

7 days, 217 beers, 2 handles, 2 men. Will show the aftermath in a week.

@FinFreedom414 Option B is more fulfilling as long as your house is in order.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@matthew_labosco If you’re a dude, Fix your testosterone and watch your world change!

7 signs your body is living under high cortisol (& you don't realize it): 1. Waking at 3-4 AM.

@bitchonx01 Fiance, mom, then calling my bestie to be like wtf; then calling my cousin to tell him I have some work for him if he wants to make his light bill.

Who getting helped first and why? Don't lie.

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette