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@reddit_lies an old tiger may lose his teeth but never his appetite. he knew what he was doing.

@PlisskenPatriot how she looks at you when you reunite as a grown man

my babysitter looked like this when i was 11 and she didn’t even have the decency to molest me

@poordart spacex early investors after using 5 year olds as exit litquidity to retire

BREAKING: Fidelity lowers the minimum age requirement for the SpaceX IPO from 18 to 5 years.

@TheMoosterChief where tf do you get these videos from man

“…and now half of the UK are literal nazis”

@CaudilloXIV the only reason im not married to a girl that looks like this is because of Netanyahu

Bibi Netanyahu if you can hear me

@Bobbythirdway this is the shit they read, its obvious they fantasize about "their"rapist after its done, its like those girls who "hate all men" like "oH nO YoUr GonNa RaPe Me aNd ShoOt yOuR seEd dEeP iN mY fErtiLE wOmB", they wish. theyve been genetically passed down the yearning to be taken.

“My rapist” is rapidly becoming a meme among young men. Women think this is a joke at their expense. But in reality, they were the ones who turned themselves into a joke.

@thedimitri is this a good one

The love of your life is not some rw egirl desperate for attention from anonymous men online. She’s a cute normie girl who still plays Wordle. She gets a little upset when you say a slur even without the hard r. She knows her Myers Briggs type and loves a good matcha.

@escapefrommelos you can tell she got a big chunky due to the seperation anxiety

how your girlfriend looks at "her rapist" after running into him in the grocery store a year and a half later

@LetDerBCabbits im being sarcastic fatty

@LetDerBCabbits just enough muscle to hold up your phone lmfao, eat a burger

@LetDerBCabbits you wish fatty

@LetDerBCabbits skinnier than you

@LetDerBCabbits high step count is third worldist, get a car.

@coldcallsniper when you didn't bring her food after she says she didn't want any

When you tell her she can’t go to lunch with her ex boyfriend to get closure

@kayfloppaa how he felt after graping a French child(muslim) and then throwing his remains in the closest synagogue before parting with the classic French saying, "Allah akbar"

ah yep everything on tweeter is 100% true no lie this meower person actually raped a little boy on a playground in france in 2016, this is a true statement because no one lies ever on the internet

@vivianazchen couldn't even play basic GTO, you're ngmi.

hi, i'm viviana chen! i'm new to x, so here's an intro. i'm a freshman at carnegie mellon studying statistics and ML. currently in sf building lunon, an AI-native consultancy that automates due diligence and consulting work in days instead of months. few things abt me: - lost $400 in poker once, haven't played since - danced for 15 years (ballet, contemporary, hiphop, you name it) won elements btw - trying to get back into content creation! drop a follow (insta: @vivianazchen) if you're into startups, trying new food spots in sf, or just want to be friends, let's hangout!

@sh0tferret "aesthetic sense" is low iq goyslop obsessed with the opinions of others

why do low iq people have no aesthetic sense

@plane_tg @XtineFang couldve been a quantitative researcher at susquehanna international group providing liquidity to make markets slightly more efficient in Argentina soybean markets using stochastic optimal control theory

@XtineFang this is where physics degree looks like wasted potential, tbh can do math for a rocketship, spend friday nights on a powerpoint?

> physics olympiad winner would not work at GS

@fredsoda average iq in the past of bs graduates was 119, now its 102... no different from the average person, its not a milestone and I say this as someone who goes to berkeley

considering only 30% of US adults have a bachelor degree, it most definitely is let’s not take for granted our privilege here, please