Dubber

Tonight I learned that in the real world, coyotes can run twice as fast as roadrunners (64km/h vs 32km/h at a sprint), and who can you even trust anymore?

@ManMadeMoon You can take some pride in the fact that the Moon will almost certainly be left up at least as long as that.

If you’re unfamiliar with Citadel, imagine Mission Impossible as a daytime soap opera about spies with amnesia, in which sometimes the camera goes upside down because metaphors. Final episode is basically Thunderbirds. Two stars. [2/2]

Stayed up late to watch the final episode of #Citadel (Amazon Prime) in the hope that some revelation or twist would somehow justify the time I’d wasted on it. Given that it’s only 6 eps long and I’d already given up twice, chances were slim. [1/2]

Stumbled across this old picture (Feb 2013) of two kindly pastors outside a church. @AudioCultureNZ @Drunkmuldoon

@quantick I can dig it.

@johnnywow5 Loved that album for years - but it just never occurred to me that it’s not Fagen singing on Dirty Work.

If you haven’t watched episode 5 of Secret Invasion yet and, like me, you’ve been struggling with how dreary the whole thing is, I’m happy to say that with just three words, Olivia Colman makes the whole endeavour worthwhile.

Tonight there are #kakapo in the forest of the North Island of Aotearoa for the first time in over a century. We released four into Maungatautari Sanctuary Mountain today. #conservation #returnofthekakapo

@quantick This is why I always carry a camera. I neither miss out nor join in.

He’s fast asleep. This is how Bumble sleeps.

@RevRichardColes Mushrooms on toast: the breakfast of champignons.

@hotelfred @AoDespair The less they try to be superhero movies, the better the superhero movies are. Cap2: Winter Soldier is the best of them precisely because it’s a 1970s psychological spy thriller starring Robert Redford & very little to do with Marvel… yet it moves the canon along like no other.

Huge fan of Tolkien, of Philip K, of a variety of authors of literary and genre fiction. I chose to adapt things that are overtly sociopolitical, but I read more widely than that. The superhero movies still. suck. ass.

@IrvineWelsh No. This is also how things work in the real world. I recently played cards with a man I killed in a duel in the 19th century, and had a clandestine romantic affair with a woman I’ve been married to for years. Put it down to “life is complicated like that”.

Just realized in a prequel based on old stories that I’ve killed off two people who are still alive in the future works and had someone shagging someone who had previously left them. Can I just parcel this all off under ‘multiverse shit?’

@realjahwobble The one that stayed home was working on an Arc de Triomphe jigsaw puzzle and had recently overspent on 70s crockery and exotic percussion instruments, so was laying off markets this week.

@realjahwobble It did. The pig went shopping. It bought organic produce, vintage t-shirts and second hand vinyl. Pig was heavily into Sun Ra and risotto. There is nothing in the text that contradicts this.

I thought that as well …up to reading this tweet 😔

@MartinSLewis @bbc5live Risotto. You can make it as expensive or cheap as you like, but it’s always good.

TELL US: Your favourite budget recipe that you make. What do you love to eat that’s cheap to make and easy to prepare. Food inflation may’ve dropped but it’s still 14%, so share the food love. Nom-nom Pls reply & producers'll pick some for tmrw's @bbc5live 1pm & my pod. Like ur faves too.

Hard to choose when it’s a record that has seven ‘best songs’ on it, but I think I see myself as a ‘Time Out Of Mind’ guy.

@MdCL Welcome to forest living. 👍

woodland home for the next few nights… lake nojiri

@craigfots Ow. Also, when is this out?