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When you think you’re about to have a meet-cute on the NYC subway but you get this note instead:

@DevonESawa What did the bunny do??

Minus the “i”

The funny thing about this character is she represents most of you, like this site is 80% people who think they’re in a position to morally judge others and throw the first stone, when they’re actually the people with the most anger and hate in their heart

@WiLLx386 I’m so sorry people are so hateful and miserable. This is the first time I’m interacting with you but that was a such a cute baby announcement. Congratulations!!

It’s been interesting to see all the hate my post about me having a son is getting. I know it’s might be bots but like what triggered them? Crazy world

Last night at my sister’s Seder dinner my nephew pronounced pharaoh as Pharrell

You’re looking at the new sign that will greet people as they enter the Borough of Manhattan.

Apparently this goes for using slurs and having N*zi tattoos too

Every jfk jr look alike contest pisses me off bad. Somehow a freak family with giant irish heads had a male model for a son and people think what made him look like that was a george costanza baseball cap and a blazer? be so serious

amazing how you managed to fit every woman in a single photo

Hey @MTA, can G train riders ever hope for complete service on the weekends ever again? Or is this just an interminable problem?

Breaking News: Kristi Noem has been fired as homeland security secretary by President Trump, who picked Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma to replace her. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4bbRkAk

We’ve been busy delivering universal child care! nytimes.com/2026/03/03/nyr…

I’ve been hoping I wouldn’t have to do this, but I have exhausted every other option that I have. This is so embarrassing but I can’t let him lose his education. If you are able to help, I would be grateful. If you could share that would be amazing. gofund.me/014753b36

Okay so it’s time to downsize my life again but I’m having a hard time parting with the clothes that don’t fit anymore so pleeeeeaaaase if you are a S-L and local and want to peep some free clothes let me know. I’ll set up a room for you to look through it all and try it on!

zohran is not a baby

Remember everyone, reaching across the political aisle is fine as long as it’s your leftist fav who does it

NYC, we've declared a local state of emergency ahead of this blizzard. Here's what that means for you: Roads closed at 9pm — streets, highways, and bridges closed to all vehicles (cars, trucks, scooters, e-bikes) through 12pm Monday. Essential and emergency trips only. No school Monday: snow day, not remote. Warming centers: open citywide. Parking: alternate side suspended Monday. Up to date info: Text NYC to 692-692 for live alerts | nyc.gov/BeReady for prep tips

Stay safe, New York.

look at this smug motherfucker throwing it in our faces. someone needs some humility

The “Muppet Show” revival has delivered 7.58 million viewers across Disney+ and ABC since its debut on Feb. 4. Sabrina Carpenter, Maya Rudolph, and Seth Rogen all guest starred in the special, with Rogen and Carpenter also serving as executive producers. variety.com/2026/tv/rating…

Me just here for the snacks.