Etienne Coulonge

My grand dog needs a surgery, any bit would help: gofund.me/8fb9ffe77

@BrandonToddFOX4 for Friday… why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 678

@BenRogers @UrATXRealtor_ The Rowdy thing exposes the NFL for what it is. A marketing tool. A way to sell commercials for the networks. Sidebar: has Jerry ever been this angry? I think he is at 11 these days.

@UrATXRealtor_ 💯

Which of these 4 things bothers you the most?

Who is going to @Meat_Fight tonight? Is @wfaaweather emcee again?

@wfaaweather Prestonwood

If you are thinking about getting @ESPNPlus to enjoy the FA cup don’t bother. The video and audio are constantly choppy, blurry, and it freezes about every 5 minutes.

@lynziekate @tweetgrubes Isn’t that the final boss from the original Tron?

pillar Luka

@garysnakes Wow hard to find but I see two I think!

Another nice picture of a whole family of Gopher Snakes! Armstrong Forest in NorCal. People thought they were rattlers!

@ktfuntweets Jerry would never hire an HC who could get much of the credit #JerryTheOwnerNeedsToWhatever

I'm a dork who holds the Cowboys to a higher standard than most other NFL teams, and I think that's probably reason #1 why I hated the McCarthy hire from the beginning. He's fine for the Browns or Panthers or something, but you're the Cowboys, you didn't have to settle.

Cowboys playing desperate - I like it!

Cowboys keeping it close later than I expected

@jasonwheelertv Froze ours a few weeks ago. Why not take advantage of something that eliminates the risk for three. All three took a total of about 20 minutes

@BenRogers is reporting on the radio that Micah Parsons will be out at least two months

@MikeTaddow Couldn’t stop a determined run game last year, did nothing to fix it. McCarthy always has undisciplined teams, this one is also bad

oh yeah this cowboys defense is in shambles, systemically

@NateSilver538 kind of annoyed with the Substack app. Pain to use normal hidden email from Apple. Can’t subscribe within the app. I want to support but this app is from 2015

@ktfuntweets McCarthy uses a flawed model. A smart coach can act like a meathead (Parcells, Bill B.) but a meathead should not pretend to understand analytics.

Who's to blame for what went down in the loss to the Saints? We've had some time to marinade on the film, so let's put an ugly bow on the Saints game before taking some questions from Discord. JOIN OUR DISCORD! ⁠discord.gg/mXzxpynr open.spotify.com/episode/0cp1g0…

@BenRogers Yeah I go full Karen in that situation and talk to security/remind them you can’t bring whistles to a game with whistles

We have a Saints fan who brought a whistle to the game — 2 rows behind us. 😳😳😳 He is WEARING that thing out!!! Loud, piercing, brain-rattling whistle blasts!!! Lol I might try to buy it from him. Could backfire if he has a back up whistle. Think I’d prefer screaming babies or a train horn. Also, unrelated, get Bill Belichick up in the bullpen.

@ktfuntweets Ok, I am probably going to run to Costco later.

I think it’s just one of those days to not tweet about the Cowboys ya know

Question for @timeforjeffrey @ktfuntweets : If Arch Manning was benched all year and declared eligible for the 2025 draft, is he a top 5 pick?

@pugsandco @stripmallsteve People don’t understand how important RSD, Porky’s, and My Tutor were to Gen X boys with cable

@stripmallsteve I really like football....but 12 year old me like Joan Severance more

What should I get into this fall?