Yes, we have cut way back on advertising at @SnakesPlus - honestly, the tariffs hit us really hard. Plus, we traditionally source 80% of our inventory from Venezuela - so we have to rebuild that supply chain
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Gary Garfield
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Gary Garfield
@garysnakes
CMO of Snakes Plus, LLC. View expressed are not official views of SPLLC. RTs and not endorsements.
Electra, TX เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2016
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@T3xasCarter @SnakesPlus Yeah, especially worth the tariffs on Australia, prices are high
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Please DM @garysnakes. He will give you 35% off your next poisonous snake if you take down this tweet.
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@SnakesPlus So sick of Brad! Typical politician. Happy fourth everyone!
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Due to last-minute safety regulation concerns from @garysnakes’ HOA President (Brad), there will NOT be a July 4th poolside Cobra show at his Garland duplex tonight. If you received an e-vite for this get together, please disregard. Guess Brad thinks he’s better than America 🐍
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2025 is the Year if the Snake - Home Goods has some great stuff if you can’t make it to one of our 31 locations
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ICYMI — we had an awesome SNAKE FIGHT in the creek behind our Dillon location Mon morning! We found the python that got out Fri & the king cobra that escaped yesterday. Turns out they stayed close, found each other & battled to the death of each this am. @garysnakes “So cool.”
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@BenRogers @BenandSkin @SkinWade @ktfuntweets @stripmallsteve @Krystina_Ray @theory3000 Gary asked me to find out what it would cost to sponsor this newsletter. And if so, for the right price, could we mail out small introductory snakes with the letters? I’ve only worked here as an intern for a few weeks so I’ve never heard of any of this. I guess call @garysnakes?
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Have you signed up for our FREE @BenandSkin newsletter yet? It’s called THE COMPLETE FUN PACKAGE. It’s extraordinary and only takes about :30 seconds to sign up. Link in bio & comments. Really appreciate your support. We love your buttocks.
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@SnakesPlus It’s really a common occurrence in my experience.
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From @garysnakes: “Is it true that another one of our huge/dangerous snakes escaped a questionable makeshift delivery enclosure and fell out of a cargo plane? Remarkably, yes. But shouldn’t we as Americans demand better from shipping companies? I mean, I wasn’t flying the plane.”
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@BenRogers @SnakesPlus No comment, but I will say Pete is quite the jokester and is probably fine. Also, I heard thirdhand that he was considering moving, so there is always the chance he took another opportunity
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Appreciate the outpouring of support as we continue the search for our missing intern, Pete. We found his phone and this was the last thing on it. He was trying to overcome his fear of our largest snakes. It’s not like Pete to leave his phone and take such a long lunch break.
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Who is going to @Meat_Fight tonight? Is @wfaaweather emcee again?
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They missed the mark, and need to do a little better
abcnews.go.com/US/43-primates…
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@ktfuntweets @PrestonShawn KT, would it make you feel better if you knew I endorse a lot of Project 2025 principles, especially the 37 pages focused on protection of petting zoo owners?
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Whatever you’re feeling about the Cowboys right now, just remember that Trump is talking about RFK Jr going wild on medicine and food.
The guy with a brain worm. He stowed away bear meat. He chopped up a beached whale’s head. Why is nobody talking about this?
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@Sir_Fahrenheit The whole Snakes Plus family is in your corner
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@ktfuntweets 100% confirmed. The mercury levels in the swamps are driving the snakes insane (mad as a hatter!). And the abundant food makes them grow like crazy. The last 3 champion fighting pythons all came from Florida. The US was never competitive before
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@WestT3xasVibes @SnakesPlus If you are over 250 I always recommend a Python for scale. It’s a slimming snake. For lighter dudes, go with venom. A Western Diamondbacks delights four of the five senses.
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Snake wisdom from @garysnakes: “The more dangerous the snake, the more fun to handle. Remember if things get sketchy & you’re panicking, you can always drop the snake & walk away. They don’t have serial numbers. Totally unmarked. But I didn’t tell you that. Don’t tweet that one.”
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@BenRogers We only have 11 stores open until Nov 1, as 16 of our locations converted to Spirit Halloween stores this year ($$$). Back to full strength soon!
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I’ve never thought of it that way. BTW… How are there 27 DFW locations of this snake store? I had no idea that many people owned poisonous snakes.
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The leader in over-the-counter retail poisonous snake sales — @garysnakes — on facing adversity: “When life gets tough, I try to spend more time with my snakes. And just… mess with them. It makes me feel powerful because they can’t really do anything about it. I’m like a god.”
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Truly golden years.
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In the words of retail snake sales guru @garysnakes: “Snake ownership is about passion. Starts early in most of us. In my 20’s, I used it primarily as a way to try to get laid. Leaned in on the eroticism. When that didn’t work, I found myself needing to sell a bunch of snakes.”
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Last ones! Had to stick my hands in there blind to rescue some Western Garter snakes and get them into the retail supply!
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Another nice picture of a whole family of Gopher Snakes! Armstrong Forest in NorCal. People thought they were rattlers!
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@SnakesPlus Annoying thing was we lost the snake 5 minutes into the meeting and still can’t find it!
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Our leader @garysnakes brought a friend to our quarterly meetings today to “liven up the vibes” — anyone know what kind of snake this is??
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