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Second sucks & third is even worse

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

Americans saying I’m lying bc I wear slippers specifically for my bathroom is so funny bc in Nigeria we call flip flops ‘bathroom slippers’😭😂

I be fake freak o, which one be say you wan eat my ass?😭😭

there’s no single place in a woman’s body i cannot put my tongue 🚶🏾‍♂️

@peace_igho Why always rccg pastors?

@LVExpance @CraftonCornett @StrengthDebates You are not wrong 😭😂

@CraftonCornett @StrengthDebates He probably got to 80 and found 14 more 😭

When I was an undergrad, our statistics professor asked this question to collect data I put down 100 and he didn’t believe me so he challenged me right then and there So in front of the class without a warm-up at all, I did 94

@Ovoh_of_Lagos Why’re we having OS hacks bruh

The ultimate Woke boss

I go con tell una wey dey here??

Imagine the CEO of Chase Bank saying they can't find 500 staff to hire in the United States because of OnlyFans and Twitch streaming.

"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.

I love that when the stock market goes up, it means absolutely nothing for those of us who aren't rich, and when the stock market goes down, it means we lose our jobs.

If you know anyone that works at DSTV please tell them to bring their Laptops, cords & flash so that they can collect new movies. 😔

@_soisi I’m getting ideas #hmmm

this trial is wild. elon: they stole a non profit to make themselves billionaires. openai founder: no way. openai founders journal: man i can’t believe we are stealing this non profit. feels unethical but at least i’ll be a billionaire.

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

I've recruited an entire team twice in the past 3 years, and I've also consulted for founders on the continent looking for high quality affordable talent. It's very well known across Africa and beyond that if you're looking for high quality African talent that will work like their life depends on it and won't cost an arm and a leg, you go to Nigeria. Nigeria lacks lots of things, but qualified, talented people who are ready to work their ass off are not among them. I've seen it first hand. Except you're looking for an astronaut, there is literally no vacancy you cannot fill in Nigeria. Anyone who says they "couldn't fill job openings" in Nigeria is a bloody liar. It's simply not true and there's nothing to argue about.

You guys don't know how good Messi was.

@YoriOlajide You fit still meet up 😂

Adulthood ya weyrey gan. I budgeted 70k this week, today is day 1 and I’ve spent 37k 🤣

The quality of humor on this app is unmatched.