Eijtrooper

☕ when.

@StrayaHog HAPPY BIRTHDAY KINGG

Yay it’s balloon day yippeeee

@nesskiiiiii Let's go girly pop

never felt or looked better tbh

@nesskiiiiii Nothing uninsured drivers haven't already caused me. One lady hit me last year and I pushed them so far as they were at fault and now I'm paying an additional 200$ rocking now a premium for 2000$ for insurance a year!

@eijtrooper im gonna crash into ur car for this

Just a heads up I'm the reason petrol prices are so high. I'm actively choosing to drive longer routes and spend half a tank of fuel getting to work and back and my random side quests

Because of an accident I wasn't proven to be 100% NOT at fault for my premium has gone up LOOLLLLL. Note to anyone that drives, get off your phone.

Bring back dislike buttons

Tsk tsk tsk I see all

@TamVivere Omg I realise I look like I had a stroke Bhaha *do your birthday, I was multitasking

@eijtrooper And I only turn 21 once 😭

Having to choose between PAX and celebrating my 21st birthday 😭

@Laqsters It's very dehumanising really

wait til you find out every creator views their audience as real npcs with consuming content and farming ad revenue as their only purpose

Real people do leg day twice a week fyi.

i havent drawn with a grey led pencil in like 10 years LOL had to make sure I could still cook

@stxady Maybe we can have a vommy party

@eijtrooper if i have chatime i WILL be sick afterwards deadass

i’m back in aus as soon as i landed i said i wanted boba sharetea oh how i missed you (no photo bc i already finished it)

Inevitable come back season

@Laqsters I'm here for you, you are a great person

i don’t think i’m a good fit for the world anymore

@bluejass1es LMFAOOOO

@eijtrooper Sorry I sent the pigeon on behalf of finding more evidence for the Google doc/j

This is a random pigeon that flys to my house daily. As soon as I get home this guy follows me around and flys onto my arm. I don't know why he won't leave me alone I think he's a government spy.

@iheartgnabnahc HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

@eijtrooper he is now your pet pigeon

I don't need an alt, I'll air what I want on my main. I am code 3 brown thunderclaping rn.