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@Kavyadasvi madhyalo enni litres of tea tagalo mari

Nenu Scooty paina Hyd nunchi Vizag veldam anukuntunaa... LONG DRIVE Evarainaa vastaraa... 😂😂 dhairyam undaa

A premium travel service that handles unpredictable, sudden weekend escapes for professionals who want a change of scenery but have absolutely zero time to plan it You drop your passport profile and luggage preferences into the secure server. The backend engine instantly cross-checks real-time flight vectors, clear weather windows, and elite, unlisted boutique properties with open rooms. Within 15 minutes, your phone handles a single, zero-confirmation push notification: Your private car arrives at 5:00 PM. Pack for moderate mountain weather. Your boarding pass is synced. The destination remains a surprise until you clear the boarding gate. Absolute mental unloading

@emckiranu How? would be nice :d

sell me your startup in two words max.

@stats_feed X Free → X Premium → X Billionaire → X Quadrillionaire Each tier costs 10x the previous. Maths checks out

Elon Musk needs another $998.9 trillion to become humanity’s first quadrillionaire.

@VikSpeaks0 @kamaalrkhan @ssrajamouli just watch it on your phone while eating beef biryani

@emckiranu @kamaalrkhan @ssrajamouli No worries we don't goto temples and watch that shit😂

Director @ssrajamouli film #Varansi budget is ₹1000cr! He was expecting ₹600CR for Digital rights. But #Netflix offered him ₹110CR only. All the Digital companies have decided in a joint meeting that they will not pay more than ₹150CR for any film. So now Raja Mauli has become #DonaldTrump of Telugu industry. He doesn’t know, what to do and how to do?😜

@Cobratate Lmao here's more Top G GM energy for you

GM

Asking Elon to sponsor a premium H-1B slot for a barber who can optimize his hair's retention rate the same way he optimizes server racks

AI might have replaced your codebase, but it still can't fix your hairline before a 2 PM client presentation. Put the salon inside the office Gyms exist in tech offices because companies want to keep employees physically healthy enough to keep working. But a barber salon tackles mental health, self-worth, and time-optimization all at once. Software logic and precision hair cutting actually use very similar cognitive frameworks: spatial awareness, strict protocols, system architecture, and executing precise instructions Gyms in tech parks exist to keep you healthy enough to write more code. Why are there no automated grooming lounges? Imagine a startup that takes engineers laid off by AI, trains them in precision hair styling, and deploys them right inside the IT campuses to service the developers who are still surviving the grind. The ultimate closed-loop tech economy Retraining laid-off QA engineers into precision corporate barbers. They already understand edge cases, strict requirements, and how to fix a terrible headline script

@hiarun02 It feels like a massive, untouched billion-dollar startup idea for me

@hiarun02 i will setup a traditional barber shop inside tech offices and more like a high-uptime enterprise service why no one thinking about this startup?

Software engineers, what's your Plan B if AI replaces your job tomorrow?

@Venkat_R_ Artificial Intelligence with 18% GST and Aadhaar linkage?

Coming soon. One lakh crore National AI Mission.

Respected Harsh Sir, I saw your therapeutic green view. I am ready to serve the plants 24×7. Qualifications:Can sprinkle water with dedication Will talk to plants in Hindi + English No salary negotiation (just one room with that view) Bonus: I will make reels of the greenery for your brand Ready to join immediately. Your obedient servant Green Executive

View from my room….the different shades of green is so therapeutic for the eyes!

How many times has Elon messaged you? Or are we all still waiting for that blue check validation from God himself?

@BapuBommaSpeaks Man brought a traditional License Raj playbook to a generation that handles relationships like a swift corporate contract termination

Went for shopping two weeks before engagement, he asked for a sherwani that costs 5X more than our budget, I said okay! He wanted to buy clothes for his whole family in the same price range.. despite me telling him, our budget initially. He insisted marriage is only once, and told me to tell my parents to increase the budget. That was the moment I realised I am not going to live with this man all my life. I walked out of the store, told my family I am not marrying him.. My parents and his parents told me to talk to him just once and try to sort, he still didn’t realise it was never about money! Tata bye bye run🏃‍♀️💨

@Erishuuu Peak government job application energy.

To The Elon Musk Owner of 'x' Sir , Respectfully I beg to say that I am suffering from Below minimum earning. That's why I'll comment on japanese account to complete my 5million impression. Obedient user Erisha

@aashtthaa Marry your co-founder. Build the company. Divorce him. Now you're a solo founder with 50% equity + alimony. Congratulations, queen. You just hacked Silicon Valley

Go bankrupt together

Can you ride without a horse? Absolutely. Every tech founder on my timeline does it daily. They put Frontier AI foundational lab on a slide deck, raise a $5M seed round, and ride the wave of pure investor hype without a single line of working code on localhost

@Pranshi7tech used his brain

Adani was a first-generation entrepreneur. How did he build such a massive business in a relatively short period? Even if corruption played a role, where did the initial capital come from? He came from a modest background and did not complete college due to no money?

@suraj_sharma14 You can’t build a frontier lab on a laptop when your entire operational infrastructure is just an API key borrowed from a company in San Francisco

Serious question: Why doesn't India have a frontier AI lab yet? > Wrong incentives? > Not enough compute? > Brain drain? > Not enough long-term capital? Or is frontier AI simply harder than most people realize? Curious what builders think.