Eric D'Alessandro

Kendrick vs Amazon

I think Sam Altman might literally be Satan

@LorrainePezz Thank you so much for checking it out!!

@ericdalessandro I Don’t Understand is absolutely hilarious!! Love the impressions! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm not quite an alpha. I'm more of a master beta.

@MConnollyittm Thanks so much Matt!

Not only is @ericdalessandro hilarious, but this very accurately covers my feelings on everything human from A-Z. Needed a good laugh this morning. youtube.com/watch?v=HHZBnK…

We want shower doors

#TorpedoBat 28

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Helly to Mark

Getting Coffee In Brooklyn

Apple: “We are happy to announce that we’ve made the camera flash even more confusing to turn on and off”

American Psycho is my favorite Disney movie

The Ellen game

@jackmac @benshapiro Lol I know it's way cooler coming from an 8 year old but c'mon!

@ericdalessandro @benshapiro The Rizzler didn’t write that? Wtf

Thank you @benshapiro for the credit!

Merry Rizzmas @Da_Rizzler419 #rizzler

Ambulance called for a guy at my show

Dads saw these and lost their minds

@sabatage @NyackLevityLive Thanks so much for coming Jeff!

Just had a hilarious and fun night with @ericdalessandro doing stand-up (and singing) at @NyackLevityLive !