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@mmpadellan Congrats! Time to work on the next million!

WHOA...one million. I'm totally humbled, you guys. Now let's kick ass right into November!

I had a really cool idea for a story last night, but I forgot to write it down in the moment and now I can't remember what it was. Sigh.

@MysterySolvent He's going to a funeral at Bedminster Golf Club Total Cemetery

Why is Chuck Grassley so dressed up?

A Republican victim blaming child rape victims? Why that's the most predictable thing I've seen all day!

@deesnider @KariLake @CNN @FoxNews @MSNBC Love you, Dee <3

HEY IDIOTS! READ THE 1ST LINE: "We've got the right to CHOOSE!" This is a PRO-CHOICE anthem you or co-opting. It was NEVER intended for you fascist morons! As the songwriter & singer I DENOUNCE EVERYTHING @KariLake STANDS FOR! Write your own damn song! @CNN @FoxNews @MSNBC

@TheTweetOfGod You know, maybe if You'd spent more than 7 days making everything, it wouldn't all be this messed up.

@morninggloria Plot Twist: He was endorsing Eric Trump

@MollyJongFast Obviously it's Eric Covfefe

@joncoopertweets A woman who tells him "No."

Name ONE thing Matt Gaetz is scared of.

General @Gen_Con heads up: There's a bunch of spammers going around pretending to be people with the intent of getting them cancelled/removed. If you get messages that seem overly gross and have names attached, they're likely fake. Here's an example:

@mmpadellan To all the folks who think an AR-15 is going to be useful against a tyrannical government: Our military just took out the leader of Al Qaeda with a drone. He had no idea they knew where he was. Your vote will always be your best weapon against tyranny.

I like to think that at the exact moment those mouth-breathers at trump's Saudi golf event chanted "Let's go Brandon," President Biden gave the go ahead to take out that 9/11 terrorist. And fucking go he did.

@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d Andre!

Clapton for Senate

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@SethAbramson As a certified Leftist, I'll allow you to come as my plus-one to the potluck dinners, but you have to bring a dessert.

I was wondering why I had so many 🍊🤡 trolls today but now I see that 🦊 news❓has written about me (a “left-wing academic” they say, though I prefer to think of myself as just an attorney who’s temperamentally prone to give sedition a 🥶 reception) so now it all makes sense: 💡

History rhyming

@joncoopertweets Schadenfreude

If you could describe it in ONE word, what do you think will destroy humanity?

@jjmacnab Well I certainly hope he lays off the chili beforehand

@lindyli But don't say "gay" around the pregnant 10-year-olds or you're a child groomer!

@mmpadellan Well deserved!

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