Eric Wustrow

@nprivera Sounds like you support the unilateral will of property owners over people in Boulder! Can I, a homeowner, also dictate how public roads around me are used? Asking for a friend...

@LSweeneyMiran @rachelkfriend Staff also said that "these are more for perception than for data", which is a pretty weird thing to say about survey data that they collected.

@katiemalz What are the best ways to get involved?

@TaliaRinger @interpretantion A feeling with gusto

@interpretantion What's a gesture

What if math is just a bunch of names we give to feelings

@Ethan_Heilman You can also check specific websites against Russia's "Unified Register" blocklist here: #form" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">eais.rkn.gov.ru/en/#form Both facebook.com and twitter.com are currently listed as blocked ("The requested address is blacklisted").

@Ethan_Heilman To answer your specific question, both Twitter and Facebook are throttled using similar mechanisms used previously to throttle twitter last year (SNI-based): censoredplanet.org/throttling There are also reports now that Facebook is blocked with TCP RST-ACKs: ntc.party/t/facebook/172…

What techniques is Russia currently using to censor facebook and twitter?

Boomers: "Want to be able to afford a house? Just go to college!" Gen-Z: <goes to college> Also Boomers: "Wait, no, not like that" sfchronicle.com/politics/artic…

Our TCP-based amplification attacks are being used in the wild! ☹️ Fascinating writeup from @Akamai describing the attack. It makes some mitigation suggestions (drop large SYN packets), but that only works for one of the five attacks our AI discovered. akamai.com/blog/security/…

Boulder publishes snow removal priority maps for its roads, but are there equivalent maps for its bike paths? Curious why this bike path next to a highest priority "snow cleared 24/7" road is still buried 48 hours later.

@AnnaLysyanskaya This paper provides good technical detail on how ISPs implement and conduct censorship: ndss-symposium.org/wp-content/upl…

Can someone point me to a good explainer on how RuNet's isolation and surveillance works on the technical level? Do Russian browsers run some crazy version of https that allows the FSB to listen in and spoof? I assume so but am looking for a good write-up on this. Thanks!

We’ve had some incredible people come through the Cloudflare Research internship program in the last year or so. Here are some of their stories.

@nikitab Partici- would make a good clothing company name

I was searching for pants on my laptop (for reasons) and it's a surprisingly common word in conference proceedings. E.g., from FC'20 and '21:

@goldbe @Ethan_Heilman My other bastion host is a honeypot

Working on a paper submission with @Ethan_Heilman which essentially says: "Jey academics, do you know what a bastion host is? did you ever think it was interesting? no? well read this..." feels very on brand for us

@stevecheckoway @oberlincollege "To enhance security and usability, we have decided to encrypt the 1s, but not the 0s."

We confirm that the GFW has now been able to dynamically block any seemingly random traffic in real time. Such capability potentially affects a large set of censorship circumvention protocols, including but not limited to Shadowsocks and VMess. A detailed report is coming soon.

@gannimo Another win for Big Multi-Party Computation

Intel deprecates SGX in their new 12th Generation Intel Core CPUs. Bad news for DRM and we'll need new targets for side channels! bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…

@socrates1024 Recursive chain of purchases of sales-taxable goods (but all goods are purchased from yourself)?

Is it possible to create a tax-pessimized smart contract? Like a contract where you can put in $100 USDC, and shortly thereafter you can withdraw $100 USDC, but then you probably owe 100% of it due to taxable events carried out in between?

@azygos_vain The box the llama comes in will definitely be an upgrade to the cuisinart box.

For reference, my cat currently lives in a Cuisinart box.

I am just a poor medical student but if the internet says so, I believe I should splurge on this overpriced llama tower for my precious floof baby. What say you, oh wise and mighty internet? #CatsofTwitter #cats

@CastellanoChels "We have the best patients in the world. Because of jail" youtube.com/watch?v=y8rJCO…

In a town hall happening now the #Boulder Police Chief just stated she “unfortunately” can’t jail unhoused people for drug possession b/c usually the drugs possessed are decriminalized.She said she wishes that wasn’t the case b/c “jail provides some of the best recovery programs”