nikita borisov

I should make this my pinned tweet

@__apf__ Ah, I miss Waitrose

I apologize to the people of Leighton Buzzard for missing the other major area attraction

I recently learned where my father's English family came from before they sailed to America in the 1620s. immediately kicked off some research into local attractions. I can't wait to see the sights of my ancestral homeland! anything else I should see?

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RIP calibri my beloved 💔

cannot believe microsoft word changed the default font with no advance warning????? i needed at minimum 6 weeks notice to prepare and mourn accordingly

@pitdesi Disappointed that they led with Musk rather than your presentation.

Love it when my work makes it into the VC newsletters, got in a couple times this week… Once for leading a round, the 2nd for making a presentation on poop

@matthew_d_green In the 90s we thought Neal Stephenson was 10 years ahead of his time. Turns out it's 30.

I don’t even know what this means, just that before 2020 this headline belonged to a Neal Stephenson novel. theverge.com/2024/6/13/2417…

@georgemporter Do you shiver with antici– pation?

@krismicinski Strongly agree

@OfficialTanvi "I'll have to attend your prelim via Zoom for, uh, personal reasons"

@gannimo @NDSSSymposium @IEEESSP @USENIXSecurity Put all conferences in New Zealand for the next few years to correct for years of neglect

Some top tier conferences have a heavy geographical bias. Software engineering leads in diversity while security mostly sticks to the US. We need to start moving! @NDSSSymposium @IEEESSP @USENIXSecurity live map: nebelwelt.net/gannimo/conf_l…

@TaliaRinger yeah some sort of military jet, apparently

wtf is that noise outside an air force flyover? It scares me I associate those noises with bombing

@dtgillard @Pogue @flySFO This is why these statistics always need a per-capita version. Unless you're just trying to scare people with large numbers, rather than inform.

@Pogue @flySFO Pretty sure the math nets out to 1 bottle per American (333M total) every ~5 days. That might be high but not what your math implies.

@FakeIACR The real chocolate is the cryptosystems we've broken along the way

Plot twist: we've been informed there's no chocolate inside

RSA is apparently waging war on the french.

@natefoster It's about 3/4 of a football field per second

(Literally, as in “how many mph is that?”)

The American mind cannot comprehend…

@cybergibbons There's a point to be made about the banality of chasing entirely arbitrary goals, but trying to do this in the context of Jasmin Paris's achievement is such poor form.

I mean, yeah, we all have hobbies and other people don't need to like them. But this is just pissing on a woman's incredible achievement.

Yeah, this article really doesn't need reading. Not what I'd expect of the FT.

@georgemporter Angelina Jolie was right about RICS, though

@lorisdanto @georgemporter * write the abstract and conclusions

@georgemporter I mean, a bullet point of things to do in the 1 hour before submitting a paper

Does anyone have access to a before-submitting good checklist? (e.g., run spell check, all figs are referred, no "In order to"), I can't find one

@jesstategibson Can you distinguish the episodes?

those taylor swift fans who can recognize the song after 2 seconds but it's me with the star wars soundtrack

@DrSanchariDas @sigchi Sounds like interesting work! Could you use something like ChatGPT to create a concise privacy label / indicator for websites?

Our paper,'Assessing ChatGPT's Effectiveness in Interpreting Privacy Policies,' is accepted for the @sigchi #CHI2024 workshop on Generative AI in User-Generated Content. ChatGPT-4 improved the Flesch-Caid readability scores in ~55% of the evaluated privacy policies. #GenAI (1/2)

@octal Daniel is indeed a man of many opinions. Say hi if you're still nearby.

(Who had many opinions; started discussion of what would be needed for a good programmable hsm…)

At @RealWorldCrypto for @evertas — was at lunch and hardware security came up and I asked “anyone have opinions on the new Apple M-series chip vulnerabilities?”; the man sitting to my left was Daniel Genkin, one of the authors on the relevant GoFetch paper.

@WriterlyRyan (And I never know how to spell 9A!)

@WriterlyRyan Happy birthday! 62A was a 34D for me

Celebrating my birthday by publishing a new crossword to my blog! 🥳 realpuzzlingstuff.com/changing-place… Hope y'all have fun with this quirky themed puzzle ✍️ 1A: Miner help (4 letters) 62A: China's last emperor (4 letters) 52D: Amusingly awkward, in slang (5 letters)