Fabian Hebestreit

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Fabian Hebestreit

Fabian Hebestreit

@fabsolutely

Screenwriter of films/shows you‘ve never heard of. Gay. Cancer and Rape Survivor. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. He/Him.

Germany เข้าร่วม Şubat 2010
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
This is the tweet that I pinned to the top of my timeline to fool you into thinking that I'm a lot smarter and funnier than I really am.
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
Oprah Winfrey at Stonewall: “You get a brick! And you get a brick! Everybody gets a brick!”
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@MeowRuka If you have so much money to spare that you can go to the cinema without actually watching the movie, why are you telling everyone you are so poor and need to crowdfund?
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@HipChinaZoos @Boringstein And it made over a billion dollars and somehow executives will take the lesson from it that the public wants more movies about toys
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Carson Blevins@roguewolf007·
@dartheva_ 100% agreed. except for The Horse Whisperer both covers were incredible.
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@JorCru @BrndnStrssng @Carlos_Film @SiddhantAdlakha I actually did take photos of the title cards of movies I watched and posted them on my Insta. AT HOME. Whenever I went out to watch a movie, I just took a pic of the poster hanging in the lobby. And then I stopped because I noticed that I never looked at those pics again.
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becky.@djrtyhands·
what’s your favorite musical movie but you CAN’T say tick tick boom, hamilton, wonka, wicked, la la land, les mis, mamma mia and the greatest showman (this is actually just mee needing more movie!musical recs)
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onion person@CantEverDie·
how is it possible to be against the “international criminal court” without immediately questioning yourself
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@redstonerjk Because I have no idea what you mean with odd resolution nor extra tabs. These are just normal screenshots on my iPad. What would I gain from frauding a random guy in Dubai about the problems I have with Twitter’s search function? Like, are you that paranoid?
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Doctor Pounds #FuckTheSystem@doctorp0unds·
@fabsolutely Cause if you can't reproduce it, it's false. That's what science is based on, that's a pretty good rule to go by. Especially considering today's day and age, you also never answered the odd resolution nor the extra tabs.
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Lauren McKenzie@TheMcKenziest·
Bitch, we can’t even use the search function
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@melvintoke My current app version is 10.68.1 on an iPad with iOS 18.1.1 We won’t solve this mystery today. The search function worked fine for thirteen years and a few months ago it stopped working fine FOR ME. It is what it is.
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@melvintoke Because I never asked you to troubleshoot and your tone wasn’t all that helpful? Like, I was dismissive as well, but that is because you literally joined the conversation repeating all the stuff that other people have already said. Move on. x.com/melvintoke/sta…
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@JZBurger @claritazepam @boyIunch Honest question, why don’t you just call them Seal/Ser? Seems like a lot of complaining about something that literally costs you nothing and doesn’t affect you in any way, and would make someone else happy.
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F@&% Pilgrim@JZBurger·
@claritazepam @boyIunch So… misgendering is a crime, provided they’ve asked me to call them “Seal/Ser” before hand. Useless distinction, thanks for clarifying
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@melvintoke Cool. I don’t know either because I don’t work for this app. All I know is that some people have problems with the search function, others have not. If it’s about quotation marks like you suggested, then it’s definitely a compatibility problem that only surfaced recently.
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@melvintoke Since most of the users I’ve seen who are complaining about bugs are international users, just like me, my uneducated guess is that whoever was responsible for making sure that the app works on devices from other countries than the US got fired. Now move on.
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@melvintoke Yes. I got that. It works for you and a lot of other people, and it doesn’t work for me and also a lot of other people. Now that we’ve established that, accept it and move on.
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Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@redstonerjk Like, I’m done with you. I showed how the search doesn’t work FOR ME, I don’t care that you can’t reproduce my problems, just be happy it works for you and move on. Why are you so obsessed with trying to prove that somehow I and thousands of other people are lying?
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Fabian Hebestreit
Fabian Hebestreit@fabsolutely·
@redstonerjk Deceitful? Dude, nobody here is out to get you. Somebody tweeted the search function is broken, people agreed, someone asked for examples, I showed problems I encountered. Then you just slided into the conversation insinuating I would be doctoring screenshots.
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